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Quote: Dolly Dagger @ February 21 2009, 3:39 PM GMT

The actress? She's very good.

Thanks I take partial credit for her success.

Quote: sootyj @ February 21 2009, 3:41 PM GMT

Thanks I take partial credit for her success.

Laughing out loud

She was very good as Nancy in the BBC Oliver Twist. She kept scratching her head as if she had nits, which was a nice touch I thought.

I saw Leslie Crowther in his Rolls Royce over Keynsham. No, it wasn't on it's roof.

And I saw Tony Robinson and, I imagine, his wife looking through a jewelry shop window on Park Street in Bristol.

I also shook Jon Pertwee's hand when he opened a new estate near where I used to live as a child. He did his Worzel Gummidge too. :D

Quote: Nil Putters @ February 21 2009, 3:49 PM GMT

I also shook Jon Pertwee's hand when he opened a new estate near where I used to live as a child. He did his Worzel Gummidge too. :D

Ooo, I sold some strawberries to Jon Pertwee and my brother annoyed him by doing Worzel impressions at him.

I went to the same school as Alan Cumming (reaching).

An old friend met an ex-Wings drummer (Laurence Juber I think) in a car park where they'd arranged to meet. Juber was selling his gold discs to fund a move to Oz. I found it slightly sad that he was selling his discs ... and moving to Oz.

I also own a piece of Simon Cowell memorabilia. I snapped the wing mirror off his car. It was pleasing on so many levels.

I spent an evening with Evelyn Glennie before she was famous

This be her

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She's deaf you know. I SAID SHE'S.....you know the rest.

Quote: roscoff @ February 21 2009, 7:28 PM GMT

I spent an evening with Evelyn Glennie. She's deaf you know.

And blind? :P

I have an indirect blood link (if that makes sense) to John Lennon. If you trace a direct line back through my family to a multiple great grandfather from the 18th century and split it off there via a brother, you have my distant cousin Karla who lives in Canada. Her mother's maiden name is Lennon and if you draw a line back from there...

You get the picture.

When I was about 20, I found out that I was related to one of my closest mates, whom I'd been friends with since I was 11.

Quote: catskillz @ February 21 2009, 11:26 PM GMT

When I was about 20, I found out that I was related to one of my closest mates, whom I'd been friends with since I was 11.

Was this after you'd had sex?

Quote: Badge @ February 21 2009, 11:58 PM GMT

Was this after you'd had sex?

That'll make things awkward.

Quote: Badge @ February 21 2009, 11:58 PM GMT

Was this after you'd had sex?

Laughing out loud

A couple of years ago, Chris Tarrant's brother visited my local pub. Really nice guy, and so much like his famous brother. Couldn't spend too much time with him because I was helping Jan Harvey of "Howards Way" fame do a crossword.

A know a guy who's a bit of a Jonathan Creek. He devised a magic trick (which I must say was brilliant) and refused to sell it to Paul Daniels (even for £50k) because he dislikes him.

Less tenuous;
As kids, a mate of mine lived next door to Neil Innes' father. We helped Neil come up with the name "The Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band".
I've dined at a table for three with Dame Judi Dench and her husband Michael Williams in Tenerife.
In the mid-1970s, I rushed the stage where Tony Blackburn was compering because I thought he was dull. I snatched his mic and managed to deliver about three gags whilst he was chasing me round the stage. It ended amicably amidst much applause.
I gave directions to Faye Tozer of Steps near Wembley Arena one afternoon.
I sat next to Herbie Hide (boxer) whilst watching the Tyson v Bruno fight on satellite TV.
I literally bumped into Clement Freud at a race meeting. He is a lot shorter than I imagined.
I've flown with Sir Anthony Bamford (Chairman of JCB) in his helicopter.

I very, very nearly tripped Terry Venables up one time, in the restaurant at Elland Road (Leeds Utd for the philistines).

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