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Take a little good advice... Page 10

KFC is food for dirty people. Nuff said!

I'm very clean thank you John Lucas... I just wanted some Friday food.

Quote: john lucas 101 @ February 20 2009, 2:20 PM GMT

KFC is food for dirty people. Nuff said!

Then I'm perfectly happy to be dirty.

'COS IT'S DAMN GOOD.

Poo!!!

Tasty, tasty poo.

Never kick a turd on a hot day. Advice to live by.

Why would you kick a poo on any day?

Girl, you've never lived.

I obviously haven't... Is there a certain technique?

I usually pull my trousers up before I kick it. I don't always remember, though.
Honestly, the looks I get from complete strangers!

You guys are freaks. Surely your shoes would stink? And if you got it on your trousers... you are poo people.

Quote: EllieJP @ February 20 2009, 2:40 PM GMT

You guys are freaks. Surely your shoes would stink?

That doesn't really matter if your shoes are either a) covered in shit already, or b) actually manufactured out of the afore-mentioned doo-doo.

You're wishing you never got into this conversation now don't you?

Oh, I don't know - I quite like talking shit.

Quote: john lucas 101 @ February 20 2009, 2:20 PM GMT

KFC is food for dirty people. Nuff said!

:)

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