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What are you eating? Page 210

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ February 19 2009, 2:44 PM GMT

Dry toast. How thrilling. Unimpressed

I'd kill for some dry toast. All that's left in the kitchen now I've eaten the apple is a banana. I don't like bananas. :(

Quote: chipolata @ February 19 2009, 2:46 PM GMT

I'd kill for some dry toast. All that's left in the kitchen now I've eaten the apple is a banana. I don't like bananas. :(

Nor I. Horrible things.

I just stuffed 3 chicken fajitas in my belly. I went a little crazy with the Sriracha, so I'm medicating my burning mouth with a cold beer.

I've had today three slices of dry toast and a party ring.

[Googles "party ring" to see what she's talking about]

Mature Cheddar cheese grapes a slice of wholemeal bread and a glass of Merlot. Sophisticated me.

Quote: roscoff @ February 19 2009, 11:27 PM GMT

Mature Cheddar cheese grapes a slice of wholemeal bread and a glass of Merlot. Sophisticated me.

Is cheddar considered "mature" when it goes a little moldy? Cuz I have some of that in my fridge. Maybe I'm more sophisticated than I thought.

Quote: DaButt @ February 19 2009, 11:26 PM GMT

Googles "party ring" to see what she's talking about

http://www.nicecupofteaandasitdown.com/biscuits/previous.php3?item=89

Quote: DaButt @ February 19 2009, 11:30 PM GMT

Is cheddar considered "mature" when it goes a little moldy? Cuz I have some of that in my fridge. Maybe I'm more sophisticated than I thought.

If you're going to give it a shot make sure your medical insurance is fully comprehensive.

Quote: roscoff @ February 19 2009, 11:33 PM GMT

If you're going to give it a shot make sure your medical insurance is fully comprehensive.

If anything, my insurance provider should give me a break on the price for providing my own penicillin.

Porridge. 'Cos someone mentioned Ready Brek.

It's not Ready Brek though.

Sick

I had porridge this morning. So not exciting. Damn prawns.... damn food poisoning.... Unimpressed

You ate the poor little fellas.

Don't go veggie preachy on me Weevils! You think nothing of those poor sandwiches! Everyone knows they come from Norway and live in trees feeding on woodpeckers.

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