Erm, hello. 
Introductions are always difficult aren't they? Especially when it's to someone you have to refer to as 'Your Honour' and you're only meeting them due to a certain incident involving a certain penguin house at a certain local zoo and a certain lack of trousers.
It's a long story...
Anyhoo, the sudden realisation that I'm knocking on the door of 30 and hoping that no-one is in has provided me with the kick up the rear to find an alternative to spending the rest of my life working in the thrilling world that is Pet Insurance (trust me, the novelty of the phrase 'a claws in the policy' wears off pretty quickly). As the only other thing it seems that I can do is to put a smile on peoples' faces I thought I'd give it a go. Also, a Polish woman once told me that I should be on the radio, although that said it might just have been a local insult to say that I'm too ugly for telly.
I'm going to chance my arm and post some ideas on the critique forum, after I've deciphered the scrawl in my ideas book that is, otherwise it'll be along the lines of 'Squiggle squiggle something wiggle. Word that ends in 'g' squiggle.'
Oh my aching sides...
ttfn
