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Take a little good advice... Page 2

My Manager at work always says: "Shit Rolls Down Hill" Before he gives me 10 minutes to finish a boring report...

But I love that saying because it's true and has a swear word in it.

I'm easy...

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ February 19 2009, 1:17 PM GMT

14. Wearing mascara's not really a sign of total corruption or anything - it just makes your eyelashes look darker and longer, Mr Brocklehurst.

And helps you look old enough to buy fags and booze. :)

I have to be careful with mascara as I have camel lashes and anything that thickens means I end up looking like I can not begin to lift my own eye lids.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ February 19 2009, 1:28 PM GMT

I have to be careful with mascara as I have camel lashes and anything that thickens means I end up looking like I can not begin able to lift my own eye lids.

Lol. That's a good look. Mine are too pale.

Quote: Aaron @ February 19 2009, 12:26 PM GMT

Whore.

I don't think she meant it as literally as it sounds Bulbhead.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ February 19 2009, 1:29 PM GMT

Lol. That's a good look. Mine are too pale.

I have to curl mine though cause they are heavy and slope downward. I can do suprised expressions very well.

Quote: EllieJP @ February 19 2009, 1:33 PM GMT

Bulbhead.

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

*wipes tear*

Quote: Paul W @ February 19 2009, 1:39 PM GMT

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

*wipes salty man tear*

PAUL! Angry Laughing out loud

Quote: Paul W @ February 19 2009, 1:20 PM GMT

My Manager at work always says: "Shit Rolls Down Hill"

I don't get what that means.

Quote: zooo @ February 19 2009, 1:45 PM GMT

I don't get what that means.

It means that shit rolls down hill.

Quote: zooo @ February 19 2009, 1:45 PM GMT

I don't get what that means.

Doesn't it mean the people at the bottom will get the worst jobs or the blame?

Quote: Nil Putters @ February 19 2009, 1:48 PM GMT

Doesn't it mean the people at the bottom will get the worst jobs or the blame?

Yes

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ February 19 2009, 1:41 PM GMT

PAUL! Angry Laughing out loud

Oh... Yes :(

Quote: zooo @ February 19 2009, 1:45 PM GMT

I don't get what that means.

Oh No Eh?

Quote: EllieJP @ February 19 2009, 1:33 PM GMT

I don't think she meant it as literally as it sounds Bulbhead.

How did she mean it?

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ February 19 2009, 1:17 PM GMT

14. Wearing mascara's not really a sign of total corruption or anything - it just makes your eyelashes look darker and longer, Mr Brocklehurst.

And helps you look old enough to buy fags and booze. :)

Errr

Quote: Aaron @ February 19 2009, 2:25 PM GMT

How did she mean it?

She meant to get over a man who you loved, meet someone else who you can fall in love with. :) you should know better than most!

Quote: EllieJP @ February 19 2009, 2:49 PM GMT

She meant to get over a man who you loved, meet someone else who you can fall in love with. :) you should know better than most!

It's actually lousy advice since it encourages you to dive into a relationship with the next person you meet. Rebound romances never work.

Ha - I was 16, just broken up with my first love and got over him by falling in love with someone else. Worked brilliantly to get over him! :)

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