She's gone now, anyway. Poo.
Fantasy thread Page 4
Quote: Balf @ February 17 2009, 3:54 PM GMTThere's actually a woman standing at the desk opposite giving me feelings right now. Don't... f**king... stare!
Give her feelings back.
With your penis.
Quote: EllieJP @ February 17 2009, 11:36 AM GMTToo late, you pee in the shower. I like good shower sex, so that visage has been ruined by yellow coloured water running around my feet.
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People who pee in the shower don't realize their shower starts to smell like pee. I had to tell roommates that once. The conversation went something like this:
"when you piss in the shower, even if you are accurate it still stinks!"
I found out from that intervention that they both peed in the shower, and only I was the non shower pee'er.
Basically, it's disgusting because face it boys, you're not accurate... how much gets on the sides of the bath/screen etc that doesn't get washed off?
WAH! I hate that smell. Mildew and urine.
Smells George Michael after a night by the docks.
Quote: EllieJP @ February 18 2009, 4:41 PM GMTBasically, it's disgusting because face it boys, you're not accurate... how much gets on the sides of the bath/screen etc that doesn't get washed off?
What kind of guys do you go out with? 
Quote: EllieJP @ February 18 2009, 4:41 PM GMTBasically, it's disgusting because face it boys, you're not accurate... how much gets on the sides of the bath/screen etc that doesn't get washed off?
I always look on the plughole as a bullseye, myself. Seriously, I'm the Robin Hood of the golden flow.
I guess it all depends on how your plumbing is configured. On a good day, with a full bladder and being wind assisted, I can stand in the bath and hit the toilet no problem. Other days I have to stop short at the sink. (I always take the dishes out first though)
Doesn't matter to me if your aim is perfect. It's still disgusting. You don't piss in the one place where you're meant to get clean.
It's like washing yourself in the toilet bowl.
They are separate for a reason!
Unless of course, it is your own shower and you live alone and no one else EVER has to use your shower. Then you can do what you like. Including writing 'I enjoy festering in my own filth' across your wall in excrement.
You've been to my flat?
Quote: Aaron @ February 18 2009, 5:25 PM GMTWhat kind of guys do you go out with?
Ummm you think I'd go out with someone who I knew did that? 
Well how else would you be able to comment on whether it goes on the "sides of the bath/screen etc"?
Unless you used to have a penis?
Quote: Aaron @ February 18 2009, 6:00 PM GMTWell how else would you be able to comment on whether it goes on the "sides of the bath/screen etc"?
Unless you used to have a penis?
Um I don't know, overactive imagination...
God you women are so fussy. It wasn't so long ago you were following a man's urine stained scent trail to his cave for a good clubbing.
I had a boss who had been handed the job I thought I should have had. She was an athletically-built black girl a few year younger then me, seriously stacked and with a mighty pair of thighs on display between knee-high patent leather boots and a pelmet of a skirt.
In the open plan where we worked there was a corner hidden from view that was temporarily empty. I used to fantasise daily about taking her in there and drilling her against the wall...
Now to be honest she was not particularly my type, so I am guessing it had something to do with the frisson of her being my boss and sublimination of resentment into a fantasy of sexual conquest. And in retrospect I suspect the minx knew that perfectly well, and was deliberately keeping me keen so as to get some work out of me!
Of course I still would...