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I'm no hypocrite! Page 3

That's what their mouths look like. :O

Quote: EllieJP @ February 18 2009, 2:58 PM GMT

That's what their mouths look like. :O

Laughing out loud

Anyway, back to hypocrites...

Quote: chipolata @ February 18 2009, 2:53 PM GMT

You're right. Inflatable sex dolls look much more animated than that. :P

Is there such thing as a non-inflatable sex doll? Yet to come across one so to speak.

I can't think of any funny stories to do with being a hypocrite.

Quote: EllieJP @ February 18 2009, 3:00 PM GMT

I can't think of any funny stories to do with being a hypocrite.

It's a weird subject.

Quote: roscoff @ February 18 2009, 3:00 PM GMT

Is there such thing as a non-inflatable sex doll? Yet to come across one so to speak.

Of course there is. There's a huge market for sex dolls with body mass, i.e., ones you don't have to blow up... or so I'm told. Whistling nnocently

Quote: roscoff @ February 18 2009, 3:00 PM GMT

Is there such thing as a non-inflatable sex doll? Yet to come across one so to speak.

What about those very creepy life-like dolls? There was a film fairly recently...erm....with Lars in the title I think.

I saw a program with those creepy lifesize dolls on it. I'd be terrified to give one house room! I'd be waiting for it to start moving of its own accord.

Quote: Bad dog @ February 18 2009, 3:16 PM GMT

I saw a program with those creepy lifesize dolls on it. I'd be terrified to give one house room! I'd be waiting for it to start moving of its own accord.

If you find a sex doll that moves of it's own accord can you please let me know where I can find one.

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Quote: EllieJP @ February 18 2009, 3:36 PM GMT
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Ooh! Good call!

Best film ever!

Quote: EllieJP @ February 18 2009, 12:43 PM GMT

My Mum is 14 years older than my step dad, they've been together 14 or so years too. :)

My parents have a nine year gap and have been together 35 years.

Dolly, your theory's not holding up too well so far! ;)

There's a great Ian McEwan short story in which a guy has a relationship with a clothes shop mannequin. I can't remember what it's called but it's very funny.

Quote: EllieJP @ February 18 2009, 3:36 PM GMT
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Please tell me that's Photoshop.

Quote: chipolata @ February 18 2009, 3:44 PM GMT

There's a great Ian McEwan short story in which a guy has a relationship with a clothes shop mannequin. I can't remember what it's called but it's very funny.

Michael McEwan! THAT was the name of that really horrible, grotty kid I showed you, zooo.

No... Wait... Getting him confused with someone else. Um.

Well, McEwan was definitely his surname.

Ha!
Well I'm glad that's sorted out!

*edit*
Oh wait, no it's not.

(Why would it be photoshop?)

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