Quote: EllieJP @ February 18 2009, 11:55 AM GMTNo, you're the office hotbody!
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Paul is sat at his desk staring at his screen wonder why this workload keeps increasing.
Paul Dies a little inside...
Quote: EllieJP @ February 18 2009, 11:55 AM GMTNo, you're the office Dogsbody!
You mean office bitch right?
Roo is recovering from all the little brats stepping all over her for free stuff this morning. At least she got the whole afternoon off. Bonus!
Aaron is contemplating whether he should get chips (and possibly a battered sausage) or not...
Quote: Aaron @ February 18 2009, 12:53 PM GMTAaron is contemplating whether he should get chips (and possibly a battered sausage) or not...
*Drowns in own saliva*
The answer is yes and you must.
Just finished my bit of photocopying. It's hard work. Also, somebody has taken the lightshade off the light up the corridor and it's like a mini-sun hanging there (I should add I'm in a 200 year old building with no natural light).
Why would someone take the lampshade off? To burn the Office Bitch... ie. YOU!
Quote: EllieJP @ February 18 2009, 1:50 PM GMTWhy would someone take the lampshade off? To burn the Office Bitch... ie. YOU!
You're saying I'm as loathed in the office as I am on the BSG? 
Are you the same in real life as you are on here?
Quote: EllieJP @ February 18 2009, 1:54 PM GMTAre you the same in real life as you are on here?
You say that like there's something wrong with me on here? 
No, I would never say something like that.
Anyway, you know I love you really Chip! 
Aaron is now quite, quite full.
Quote: Aaron @ February 18 2009, 2:18 PM GMTAaron is now quite, quite full.
Full of sausage? *snigger*
Yes, a lovely big tasty sausage.