Post-coital trio

SKETCH ONE:

A SWEATY COUPLE ARE EMBRACING IN BED AFTER SEX. SHE TURNS TO HIM, LOOKS LOVINGLY IN HIS EYES.

Her: What are you thinking about?

Him: (BRAZENLY) It's funny you should ask that actually. I was just compiling a list of the chubbiest women I've ever had sex with. You're at number three.

SKETCH TWO:

Her: What are you thinking about?

Him: Well actually I was just going through my fantasy football side. I can't decide whether to keep faith with Anelka now that Chelsea have sacked Scolari or replace him with Robbie Keane now he's back at Spurs. What do you reckon?

SKETCH THREE:

Her: What are you thinking about?

Him: Err well actually I thinking I might sneak downstairs for a hot dog once you've gone to sleep - but I decided you'd probably wake up.

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Sorry my mind's gone a complete blank, what's your name again?

Her: What are you thinking about?

Him: I was wondering if your mum likes sex the same way as you do?

All chucklesome for me. Nice short recurring sketch idea.

Quote: Paul Milner @ February 17 2009, 3:00 PM GMT

Her: What are you thinking about?

Him: I was wondering if your mum likes sex the same way as you do?

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No, but your dad does.

These are ok, but it might be nice if we got to see some women's thoughts too.

WOMAN: What are you thinking about?
MAN: My ex

Good little formula you have there.

WOMAN: What are you thinking about?

MAN: Where I left my HIV medication.

WOMAN: What are you thinking about?

MAN: Your beard.

WOMAN: What are thinking about?

MAN: Children.

This is a genius premise, there's an endless supply. Let's see if we can make 100.

What are you thinking about?

Megatron.

Our Lord and Saviour, Jesus Christ.

Where to hide your body.

Cock.

How great Weekend at Bernies was.

Girls Aloud.