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What are you listening to now? Page 536

Quote: Aaron @ February 16 2009, 5:00 PM GMT

Because you're a storm chaser.

Fair enough. All I wanted was an explanation and now I've got one.

Mister Oizo - Flat Beat. :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykTy5ei7Apg

Worst lyrics ever?

DEATH TO ALL BUT METAL

F**k the goo goo dolls, they can suck my balls
They look like the dogs that hang out at the mall

Nelly can suck it, so can Dr. Dre
They can suck each other, just because they're gay
They can suck a dick, they can lick a sack
Everybody shout, heavy metals back!

Death to all but metal
Death to all but metal
Death to all but metal

Death to Papa Roach, Blink 182
All those f**king pussies sounds like doggy doo
Wearing baggy pants, spiking up their hair
They're not worth the crust on my underwear

Where is Def Leppard?
Where is Mötley Crüe?
Why does all my lyrics sound like doctor Seuss?

Death to all but metal
Death to all but metal
Death to all but metal

Kills those f**kin f**kheads
who program MTV
They can suck my ass with all the record companies

Death to Britney Spears, kill the little slut
Kill Madonna too, and then f**k her in the butt
F**k Maria Carey, death to Sheryl Crow
They can kiss each other on their camel toe
50 Cent's a fag, so is Kanye West
shooting hot sperm on each others chest

Death to all but metal
Death to all but metal
Death to all but metal

Laughing out loud

If its a joke those lyrics are hilarious. If its serious then I'm just confused.

Quote: PhQnix @ February 17 2009, 1:32 PM GMT

Laughing out loud

If its a joke those lyrics are hilarious. If its serious then I'm just confused.

Maybe a little of both? I'm not sure I'd have the balls to call out rappers by name. They have a nasty habit of gunning people down.

I don't think most rappers are anywhere near as dangerous as they or the public like to think. Most of them are just hyped up commodities, same as most other 'musicians.' Also Kanye is a bit of a dick, 50 Cent as well in fact.

Quote: PhQnix @ February 17 2009, 1:44 PM GMT

I don't think most rappers are anywhere near as dangerous as they or the public like to think. Most of them are just hyped up commodities, same as most other 'musicians.' Also Kanye is a bit of a dick, 50 Cent as well in fact.

Whatever, Nickelback lover.

Teary

You Me At Six - Save It For The Bedroom

Bush - Machinehead

Metro Station - Shake It

Skee Loo- I Wish

Resp'ect!

Quote: Gavin @ February 17 2009, 8:37 PM GMT

Skee Loo- I Wish

Resp'ect!

Old School!

Elton John - Tiny Dancer

Quote: The Cool Mikado @ February 18 2009, 12:40 AM GMT

Elton John - Tiny Dancer

Classic.

Worryingly, I'm becoming a bit of an Elton John fan. Watched him on NYE, looked pretty good.

Beggin' by Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons.

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