I sure hope you're a writer, because with wit like that, you'll take the comedy world by storm 
Can the Americans really do comedy? Page 9
and with a face like yours, you'll take 'the face looking like an arse world' by storm
why did Leevil cross the road?
because he was stuck up the chicken
Classic!
Quote: Leevil @ July 22, 2007, 9:23 PMI sure hope you're a writer, because with wit like that, you'll take the comedy world by storm
And they say care in the community actually works!
comady for backward, bless, Foghorn Leghorn should be plucked
Thankfully, I say, I keep my feathers numbered for just such an occasion.
Quote: Leevil @ July 22, 2007, 9:39 PMThankfully, I say, I keep my feathers numbered for just such an occasion.
Well you are a cock
it's a fact that Poultry are the stupidest of all birds
And hears one nobody will object to getting the flu.
Lost for words? Or is that because you cannot think of a good retort being a cock? You'll do things that will make the devil cry, like what, propose? Ask a girl out? No that would only make the devil laugh
I am a moderator, I have to set an example.
Quote: Leevil @ July 22, 2007, 9:58 PMI am a moderator, I have to set an example.
should'nt that be eggsample
sorry
There's that quick wit, I love it. It cracks me up every time 
or urine sample