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I'm no hypocrite!

Reading about prepubesent lust monster Alfie Atkins and his mates claiming to have got his missus up the duff I was struck by two thoughts.

1 Little toe rags made it up for £500 off the Sun and their photos in the the Sun.
2 It's exactly what I'd have done at their age.

So any examples of when you've been morally outraged for an act of naughtiness you'd have commited yourself?

Who? What? Alfie Atkins?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/4643333/Schoolboy-Alfie-Patten-too-young-to-be-parent-claims-potential-father.html

Ha! Oh dear.

I dunno - I lost my virginity when I was 14 or 15...and it was amazing I managed to find where it went. At 12 years old I'd've been sticking it in her bellybutton.

At 12, I expect her bellybutton would have been easier to prise open.

Quote: Aaron @ February 17 2009, 12:32 PM GMT

At 12, I expect her bellybutton would have been easier to prise open.

Laughing out loud you're on form today Aaron.

And that fact he was having sex at 12 wasn't bad enough - it sickens me that more young lads are coming forward claiming they might be the father!

So she's a 15 year old shagging anything that moves too (clearly younger than her too) - what the hells wrong with this country?!

Oh and 4500 posts :D

Quote: sootyj @ February 17 2009, 11:42 AM GMT

Reading about prepubesent lust monster Alfie Atkins and his mates claiming to have got his missus up the duff I was struck by two thoughts.

2 It's exactly what I'd have done at their age.

Tsk tsk! What - get a 15 year old pregnant? :P

Quote: Aaron @ February 17 2009, 12:32 PM GMT

At 12, I expect her bellybutton would have been easier to prise open.

No way! Did you see the photos of them on the front page of the national dailies? No exaggeration; her head was twice as big as his. She's a big lass, (unless she's normal and the lad is a midget).

Isn't a fifteen year old who is having sex with twelve year olds, and twelve year olds who actually look about 5, one step away from being a peadophile?? If it had been a 15 year old boy porking 12 year old girls, then I wonder what would have happened to him?

Exactly. It's a messy messy world right now. :(

It sure is...

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Quote: Matthew Stott @ February 17 2009, 12:51 PM GMT

Isn't a fifteen year old who is having sex with twelve year olds, and twelve year olds who actually look about 5, one step away from being a peadophile?? If it had been a 15 year old boy porking 12 year old girls, then I wonder what would have happened to him?

If she gets a council flat at 16 and moves the spunky spunk cell looker in with her.

Technically she'll be his mum and grandmum to his kid.

And as ever no ones answering the actual question!

Quote: Matthew Stott @ February 17 2009, 12:51 PM GMT

Isn't a fifteen year old who is having sex with twelve year olds, and twelve year olds who actually look about 5, one step away from being a peadophile?? If it had been a 15 year old boy porking 12 year old girls, then I wonder what would have happened to him?

Both are under age and should be prosecuted. Or failing that, their parents. Apparently the mother of the girl allows her to have boys staying overnight in the girl's room.

And put up the velvet ropes for the queue....

Honestly, there was a picture of that lad in a paper yesterday, of him from when he was 18 months old, and he looked exactly the same as he looks now on it, apart from the obvious size difference.

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