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Quote: Marc P @ February 17 2009, 10:43 AM GMT

Did you see what I did there Chip?

I'll be honest, I usually avert my gaze when you're up to something. ;)

I fantasize about having sex with just about every woman I meet. (Family not included of course. Except my cousin. Phwooaaar!)

Quote: Lee Henman @ February 17 2009, 11:13 AM GMT

I fantasize about having sex with just about every woman I meet. (Family not included of course. Except my cousin. Phwooaaar!)

Would you want to have sex with me if you met me? Cause this can be arranged.

Quote: EllieJP @ February 17 2009, 11:13 AM GMT

Would you want to have sex with me if you met me? Cause this can be arranged.

Ellie loves Lee! Ellie loves Lee! Laughing out loud

Quote: Tuumble @ February 17 2009, 11:14 AM GMT

Ellie loves Lee! Ellie loves Lee! Laughing out loud

Don't go telling everyone. It's not love anyway, it's an "arrangement!"

An arrangement involving £50 notes?

Quote: Aaron @ February 17 2009, 11:20 AM GMT

An arrangement involving £50 notes?

Let's not get silly. Two pound coins, tops. ;)

Here's a new version on the same theme:

What order would you rank peoople to be your adoptive parents. (I say adoptive because you can still apply the shaging rule if you like)

Quote: chipolata @ February 17 2009, 11:22 AM GMT

Let's not get silly. Two pound coins, tops. ;)

I didn't say which one of them was being paid.

Quote: EllieJP @ February 17 2009, 11:13 AM GMT

Would you want to have sex with me if you met me? Cause this can be arranged.

Ellie, I want to have sex with you and we HAVEN'T met.

Quote: Lee Henman @ February 17 2009, 11:34 AM GMT

Ellie, I want to have sex with you and we HAVEN'T met.

Too late, you pee in the shower. I like good shower sex, so that visage has been ruined by yellow coloured water running around my feet. Sick

Quote: Paul Milner @ February 17 2009, 11:22 AM GMT

Here's a new version on the same theme:

What order would you rank peoople to be your adoptive parents. (I say adoptive because you can still apply the shaging rule if you like)

I can tell you have been thinking about this way too much Laughing out loud

No hot women where I work really - but I have had thoughts... I have no idea why I'm a man and I get bored...

Quote: Badge @ February 17 2009, 12:57 AM GMT

They should do some work instead.

Laughing out loud

There's actually a woman standing at the desk opposite giving me feelings right now. Don't... f**king... stare!

Stare... seriously it's funny.

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