I'm at a conference in London today and tomorrow. There's another attendee at this event that I once dreamt about being with in an uncompromising position - I happen to know she's in the next room.
*starts to finger collar nervously* 
Who has had lurid thoughts about colleagues at work and what did you get up to?
All my colleagues at the moment are annoying teenage boys and middle aged women.
When in a dull meeting with lots of people do you ever play that game were you rank everyone in the order in which you would sleep with them? Or is that just me?
I think I have played a similar game, ranking everyone in the order of who I would like to kill first. 
Quote: Tuumble @ February 16 2009, 11:54 PM GMTI'm at a conference in London today and tomorrow. There's another attendee at this event that I once dreamt about being with in an uncompromising position - I happen to know she's in the next room.
*starts to finger collar nervously*
Who has had lurid thoughts about colleagues at work and what did you get up to?
I work alone.
Oh there's a new twist. Who would you kill first then shag? Thanks for the idea. :-)
Nothing wrong with a bit of harmless office necrophilia...
No one at work to fancy really. There is one good looking guy and he is gay.
Well, as this thread is going nowhere let's open it up a bit...
What about someone you see on a regular basis like in a bus queue or working at the local garage or chippy. Maybe he/she's your parole officer or psychologist, someone that you would never dream of telling had entered your thoughts in a naughty way.
Quote: zooo @ February 16 2009, 11:57 PM GMTAll my colleagues at the moment are annoying teenage boys and middle aged women.
They should do some work instead.
Quote: Tuumble @ February 17 2009, 12:50 AM GMTWell, as this thread is going nowhere
But is it showing us all that we are a mass of prudes. 
Quote: Badge @ February 17 2009, 12:57 AM GMTThey should do some work instead.
I had naughty thoughts about one of my directors... 
Quote: zooo @ February 17 2009, 12:08 AM GMTI think I have played a similar game, ranking everyone in the order of who I would like to kill first.
What number am I?
I'd guess 2.