Wrote this with Sean Prower. It was originally supposed to be done with the characters on the phone to each other, but we thought that the two interacting would be better. I suppose we find it funny because we are students waiting for our results to come in, I hope you all find it funny to. Try and imagine it being performed.
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SETTING: Outside building.
SEAN PROWER is standing, as if waiting, outside a building. DANIEL RYDER comes rushing into the shot.
DANIEL:
(Urgently) Sean! Sean! What are my results.
SEAN:
(Slowly) U …
DANIEL:
(Angrily) U! U! Oh God not a U! HOW THE FUCK DID THAT HAPPEN! I revised all night and I (interrupted)
SEAN:
… you got A …
DANIEL:
(Excited) What! A! A! Yes! You scared me for a minute. YES! My hard work pays off finally with an A.
SEAN:
(Irritated) Stop interrupting me. Anyway, you got a B …
DANIEL:
(Excited) B! Still ain’t bad. B! B! Yes!
SEAN:
You gotta be careful about these things. E …
DANIEL:
(Shocked) E! That is terrible! No, not an E!
SEAN:
Eeee, I can’t believe you. C …
DANIEL:
(Happy) What! A C! GOOD!
SEAN:
See, I told you that you would act like this. You should get your own results from now on.
DANIEL:
(Anxiously) I don’t care, just tell me my results.
SEAN:
Okay, I’ll tell you, D …
DANIEL:
(Indifferent) Well, D, it’s still a pass isn’t it?
SEAN:
De results of your exams are …
DANIEL:
(Angry & walking away) Oh, F’ off!
SEAN:
(Shouting after DAN) How did you guess?
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