INT. NIGHT - CHURCH
JULIET
You're a Montague.
ROMEO
You're a Capulet.
JULIET
We should hate each other.
ROMEO
But I love you.
JULIET
I love you too.
ROMEO
Cool.
JULIET
I'm getting married.
ROMEO
Gotta go.
JULIET
I'm dead!
ROMEO
Me too.
JUlIET
Just kidding.
ROMEO
I'm not.
JULIET
Oh shit.
ROMEO
Drink the poison.
JULIET
I'm dead.
ROMEO
Me too.
JULIET
Cool.
ROMEO
Not really.