I'm bored, waiting for inspiration, so here's a game.
Imagine you're being described by other people.
1) If you were an animal, what animal would you be?
2) If you were a cartoon character, what character would you be?
3) If you were a car, what car would you be?
4) If you were a song, what song would you be?
5) If you were a foodstuff or a meal, what foodstuff or meal would you be?
The answers can't be what you'd like to be, but how other people see you/how you really are.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ February 15 2009, 5:44 PM GMTI'm bored, waiting for inspiration, so here's a game.
Imagine you're being described by other people.
1) If you were an animal, what animal would you be?
2) If you were a cartoon character, what character would you be?
3) If you were a car, what car would you be?
4) If you were a song, what song would you be?
5) If you were a foodstuff or a meal, what foodstuff or meal would you be?
The answers can't be what you'd like to be, but how other people see you/how you really are.
1) Gorilla
2) Uncle Fester
3) Volvo Estate
4) He's Got High Hopes
5) Pickled Onion Monster Munch
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ February 15 2009, 5:44 PM GMTI'm bored, waiting for inspiration, so here's a game.
Imagine you're being described by other people.
1) If you were an animal, what animal would you be?
2) If you were a cartoon character, what character would you be?
3) If you were a car, what car would you be?
4) If you were a song, what song would you be?
5) If you were a foodstuff or a meal, what foodstuff or meal would you be?
The answers can't be what you'd like to be, but how other people see you/how you really are.
1. An otter
2. Popeye
3. 1968 Vauxhall Viva
4. Karma Chameleon
5. Chicken madras, Mattar Paneer & Keema nan
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ February 15 2009, 5:44 PM GMTI'm bored, waiting for inspiration, so here's a game.
Imagine you're being described by other people.
1) If you were an animal, what animal would you be?
2) If you were a cartoon character, what character would you be?
3) If you were a car, what car would you be?
4) If you were a song, what song would you be?
5) If you were a foodstuff or a meal, what foodstuff or meal would you be?
The answers can't be what you'd like to be, but how other people see you/how you really are.
1) Bear. Take your pick what type.
2) Dunno. Bender probably.
3) Golf or something German. Not BMW though.
4) Always look on the bright side of life.
5) Haggis
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ February 15 2009, 5:44 PM GMTI'm bored, waiting for inspiration, so here's a game.
Imagine you're being described by other people.
1) If you were an animal, what animal would you be?
2) If you were a cartoon character, what character would you be?
3) If you were a car, what car would you be?
4) If you were a song, what song would you be?
5) If you were a foodstuff or a meal, what foodstuff or meal would you be?
The answers can't be what you'd like to be, but how other people see you/how you really are.
1) Sloth
2) Officer Dibble
3) Any Jalopy heading for the scrapyard
4) Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now
5) Something corny
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ February 15 2009, 5:44 PM GMT1) If you were an animal, what animal would you be?
2) If you were a cartoon character, what character would you be?
3) If you were a car, what car would you be?
4) If you were a song, what song would you be?
5) If you were a foodstuff or a meal, what foodstuff or meal would you be?
The answers can't be what you'd like to be, but how other people see you/how you really are.
1) a squirrel - a hoarder with goofy teeth.
2) Marge Simpson crossed with Penelope Pitstop.
3) VW Beetle - small and quirky, but quite reliable.
4) Sorrow or Creep.
5) Lemon tart - sweet and sour and slightly bitter.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ February 15 2009, 5:44 PM GMTI'm bored, waiting for inspiration, so here's a game.
Imagine you're being described by other people.
1) If you were an animal, what animal would you be?
2) If you were a cartoon character, what character would you be?
3) If you were a car, what car would you be?
4) If you were a song, what song would you be?
5) If you were a foodstuff or a meal, what foodstuff or meal would you be?
The answers can't be what you'd like to be, but how other people see you/how you really are.
1) a robin
2) Tintin
3) Robin reliant
4) I always go blank with these - so many songs. Cold Hands, Warm Heart. (or Rockin' Robin 
)
5)Lemon Meringue. Brittle, sweet, but underlying hint of bitterness.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ February 15 2009, 5:44 PM GMTI'm bored, waiting for inspiration, so here's a game.
Imagine you're being described by other people.
1) If you were an animal, what animal would you be?
2) If you were a cartoon character, what character would you be?
3) If you were a car, what car would you be?
4) If you were a song, what song would you be?
5) If you were a foodstuff or a meal, what foodstuff or meal would you be?
The answers can't be what you'd like to be, but how other people see you/how you really are.
Dolly, That must be the exact same game that Katie Melua decided to play one day. Here's what she came up with:
Or listen here -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x25F3-sR2Yo
IF YOU WERE A SAILBOAT
If you were a cowboy I would trail you,
If you were a piece of wood I'd nail you to the floor.
If you were a sailboat I would sail you to the shore.
If you were a river I would swim you,
If you were a house I would live in you all my days.
If you were a preacher I'd begin to change my ways.
Sometimes I believe in fate,
But the chances we create,
Always seem to ring more true.
You took a chance on loving me,
I took a chance on loving you.
If I was in jail I know you'd spring me,
If I was a telephone you'd ring me all day long.
If I was in pain I know you'd sing me soothing songs.
Sometimes I believe in fate,
But the chances we create,
Always seem to ring more true.
You took a chance on loving me,
I took a chance on loving you.
If I was hungry you would feed me,
If I was in darkness you would lead me to the light.
If I was a book I know you'd read me every night.
If you were a cowboy I would trail you,
If you were a piece of wood I'd nail you to the floor.
If you were sailboat I would sail you to the shore.
If you were sailboat I would sail you to the shore.
If you were sailboat I would sail you to the shore.
Lol. This way lies madness then.
She's a very interesting lyricist isn't she. 
Quote: Gavin @ February 15 2009, 6:02 PM GMT4) Always look on the bright side of life.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ February 15 2009, 5:44 PM GMTI'm bored, waiting for inspiration, so here's a game.
Imagine you're being described by other people.
1) If you were an animal, what animal would you be?
2) If you were a cartoon character, what character would you be?
3) If you were a car, what car would you be?
4) If you were a song, what song would you be?
5) If you were a foodstuff or a meal, what foodstuff or meal would you be?
The answers can't be what you'd like to be, but how other people see you/how you really are.
1) Cat
2) Crazy Cat Lady-Simpsons
3) Sedan Chair
4) I Did it My Way- Johnny Rotten's rendition
5) Tapas
Quote: oldcowgrazing @ February 15 2009, 6:44 PM GMT4) I Did it My Way- Johnny Rotten's rendition
It was Sid Vicious. First record I ever bought. It also has the line "I killed a cat" which I didn't like as a little girl.
Imagine you're being described by other people.
1) If you were an animal, what animal would you be?
A Tigercub.
2) If you were a cartoon character, what character would you be?
Penelope Pitstop
3) If you were a car, what car would you be?
Ka
4) If you were a song, what song would you be?
Pick Yourself Up
5) If you were a foodstuff or a meal, what foodstuff or meal would you be?
Chocolate.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ February 15 2009, 6:48 PM GMTIt was Sid Vicious. First record I ever bought. It also has the line "I killed a cat" which I didn't like as a little girl.
Ah, I knew it was either Rotten or Vicious. "I killed a cat, but not in a gay way" makes me laugh. 
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ February 15 2009, 6:44 PM GMTLol. This way lies madness then.
Only when you 'what if'.
What if you'd posted this game here before 2007, you might be sitting on a giant pile of cash right now. (As long as you can sing a bit).