Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ July 15 2008, 1:07 AM BSTThis thread is slighty scary..... I'll go....
But then you'll come back again.
That makes it worse, that makes it better. Page 3
Which will nmake it better.
Except Pete Dockerty started living her decomposing corpse, and I cught something nasty of him. Which was worse.
On one of my rare sojourns into BSG I thought I'd dig this old thread up, it's quite a good writing exercise.
I lost my job today clearing a sewer with a teaspoon.
Which made it better.
Now I got my job back, but no teaspoon which made it worse.
But then I realised I could tell people I work underground, which makes me sounds mysterious, which is better.
However I'm actually Hans Moleman. Which is worse.
I was dumped the day before valentines day.
But I was going to buy her a really expensive present - which makes it better.
Quote: Fred Sunshine @ February 13 2009, 10:04 PM GMTI was dumped the day before valentines day.
But I was going to buy her a really expensive present - which makes it better.
Dumped just before Valentines Day.
I was going to buy her a present
Really expensive, by the way
An oven-ready pheasant
- which makes it verse
Quote: roscoff @ February 13 2009, 9:48 PM GMTHowever I'm actually Hans Moleman. Which is worse.
I was dumped before vlanetines day.
But I'm a male wolf spider which made it better.
Now I'm dating a praying mantis which makes it worse.
I was forced to watch Joe Pasquale live.
But he was being executed which made it better.
But Jim Davidson was pardoned which made it worse.
Quote: Morrace @ February 13 2009, 10:33 PM GMTDumped just before Valentines Day.
I was going to buy her a present
Really expensive, by the way
An oven-ready pheasant- which makes it verse
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I'm all on my own for Valentine's day because my girlfriend is in Bavaria.
But I'll likely see her on Monday which should make it better.
But in the meantime they might try and feed her non-kosher meat which is Wurst.
But she's at an osteopathy conference and is staying in a monastery/nunnery or something so is unlikely to get chatted up.
Which is better
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And a new start:
I got stranded in the snow with only a penguin for company
But for a nun she was a right goer, which made it better.
Quote: Timbo @ February 14 2009, 10:01 PM GMTBut for a nun she was a right goer, which made it better.
But a leopard seal mistook her for a real penguin, which made it worse.
But the seal was distracted by a ball, which made it better