Quote: Dave @ February 11 2009, 3:10 AM GMTI'm not a prude, but I was offended by the utterance in Not Going Out
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Quote: Renegade Carpark @ February 11 2009, 3:29 PM GMTDear 'Points of View'
Why, oh why, oh why, do broacasters insist on putting swear words in their programmes?
I was enjoying a nice sitcom about two men pretending to be blind and disabled in order to swindle insurance money but then a woman - a woman! - said the F word. I was so shocked, I stabbed both my sleeping children to death so they wouldn't have to live in a world full of sweary badness.
It is a well known fact that whenever someone says the F word on television, teenagers become pregnant, house prices fall sharply and a pixie dies - luckily, in my village, we burn Tourettes victims at the stake because they are full of devils.
In future, whenever a Tourettes 'demon' is featured on a television show, they should only use nice swear words like 'poo', 'bum' and occassionaly 'wee wees'. Scratch that, do not put disabled people on television ever as it puts me off my dinner.
Yes, I enjoy racey, post watershed comedy - except when it is shown after the watershed and is racey.
All the best,
Colonel Theopolis J Thunderbird XV - Martian Defense Force (Ret)
P.s. The radiator people are back and I'm scared.
LOL.