I got it for my jealous thug of a husband; but I think it's time he knew about us!
[quote name="Nil Putters" post="371822" date="February 13 2009, 1:52 PM GMT"]
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MAVIS: I want you to put that across my back and ride me at the 12.25 at Goodwood tomorrow...
MAVIS: Please Gok, make me a bra!
I think I prefer you in the Penis suit!
Look, mother knitted it, you're gonna wear it, and that's that!
If you ever get me a Valentines card from the BSG forums again & I will squash you like that strange thing on the floor.
Clive liked it. He just wasn't sure about the fringing.
So let me get this straight. As a Valentines present you made me a Snowman.
Well, as for the fancy dress party tonight, my Indian Squaw is looking good but your Jolly Green Giant is a bit of a flop.
Of course it does'nt fit you Roger, the label says mansize.
MAVIS: Why does nothing in this house fit?
Now, If I just knit you some longer legs then it will fit just fine.
(I've only just worked out what the photo is is all about)
I'm so dumb
It was a box of chocolates! Sorry, Harold
MAVIS: Well I know you like to hang around in bushes so...
I've still got the receipt, but if you ask me for it then I will beat you up.
What do you mean you couldn't afford enough material, Harold?
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Ew! This handkerchiefs been used!
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All I could afford was the ruddy wrapping paper!
MAVIS: See now you can go as Robin Hood and I'll go as maid Marian!
DEREK: Friar Tuck more like...