Swapsies

After hearing that really disturbing story today about the 13 year old father I thought I'd have a go at a little something something...

A SCHOOL PLAY GROUND WHERE TWO KIDS ARE IN A HUDDLE WITH STICKERS IN THEIR HANDS.

ALFIE: Keep going…yep, yep, got, got, had, need…

BEN: Shut up you knob! That took me ages to get, I thought you already had it?

ALFIE: Nuh uh! I'll give you a 'Gary Neville' for it!

BEN: Gary f**kin' Neville?! I already have 5! What else you got?

ALFIE CHECKS ALL HIS POCKETS. HE THEN PULLS OUT A BABY.

ALFIE: Urrr got this baby…

BEN: What?! Where'd you get that from Alf?

ALFIE: My Maxine popped it out last week…you want it?

BEN THEN CHECKS HIS STICKERS.

BEN: Alright I'll give you half of West Brom for it?

ALFIE: Chuck in Robbie Keane and it's a deal.

BEN: Deal.

ALFIE HANDS BEN THE BABY FOR THE STICKERS.

BEN: Urr Alf, does she like Wotsits?

ALFIE: F**k knows…I only carry her around for the photo shoots.

Why does the other 13 year old want a baby? This is sick! I'm disgusted!

Nice neat and on the nail.

Eden I think this is pretty good. Great concept!

The only thought I had was to have the boys in a huddle, talking about swapping but you couldn't see what they were swapping. They then stand up and you see they are swapping babies!

Maybe not!!!

Quote: bigfella @ February 13 2009, 7:58 PM GMT

Eden I think this is pretty good. Great concept!

The only thought I had was to have the boys in a huddle, talking about swapping but you couldn't see what they were swapping. They then stand up and you see they are swapping babies!

Maybe not!!!

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Hey thanks Bigfella, yeah I had that idea originally too but just thought I'd make them really blasé about it, because the kid in real life just seemed to be so non plussed that he's had a baby lol. Oh and thank you SootyJ too

I like the idea and the final line is very good.

Maybe this is a bit too nit-picking for a sketch but I share the concern about the motivation for the second boy...maybe the father needs to sell the benefits?

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I also share the concern about the motivation for the second boy - especially when he asks, "does she like Wotsits?"
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