Shat: He's the sex machine with crap in his pants.
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Austin Pooers - Niche fetish documentary.
Friday The 14TH: Bill turns up at Crystal Lake to find it strewn with hacked up bodies. He calls the police, then goes home, glad to have missed the previous days carnage.
Twine Peaks - Thrilling examination of the twine industry, and its unsold stocks amid the 'current economic climate'.
Friday the 3th
The title no-one could work out how to say.
Quote: Matthew Stott @ February 13 2009, 12:03 PM GMTFriday The 14TH: Bill turns up at Crystal Lake to find it strewn with hacked up bodies. He calls the police, then goes home, glad to have missed the previous days carnage.
Quote: Matthew Stott @ February 13 2009, 11:49 AM GMTThe Ting: A Jamacan remake of the Sci-Fi classic.
Quote: Rob H @ February 13 2009, 11:51 AM GMTCasually.
Drama set in a hospital's non-emergency ward
Mincer
Shane Ritchie revives old classic with a twist.
Quote: David Bussell @ February 13 2009, 10:19 AM GMTLogan's Bun: Logan only has until his thirtieth birthday to eat his delicious sticky dessert!
Silly - but it made me laugh.
Dad's Barmy
A serious thought provoking documentary on mental illness.
Glue
Detective gets stuck trying to figure out the famous Gloy murderer.
Se8en
Dycalculiacs picked off by sick serial killer.
Buffoon Moon
Documentary behind what would really happen if you made a rocket out of a baked bean can with a funnel on top and tried to go to space.
Dan
The Potman Always Rings Twice: Documentary showing how purveyors of recreational drugs herald their arrival.
Magnum Farce: Tom Selleck is back, playing Sir Brian Rix.
Lethal Weapon I
A confusing sequel to the original film.
Olivier Twist
Famous thespian takes his turn buying a round.
Jurassic Parka - Scientists clone Mods to populate a theme park
The Mouthman Prophecies - A dentist like no other makes shocking predictions during office hours.
Pret Cemetary.
Dead sandwiches come back to life.
Lust
Naughty goings on an incomprehensible Island
BCG
The cylons are back, with painful injections!
Startruck.
Kirk and Spock fly the universe in a giant HGV, looking for prostitutes and hitchhikers to cure their stress.
EP
Phone home after the 30 minute flute solo.
List
Some one lists all the reasons not to watch dull island based show.
Generation Gill.
A E Gill goes to Iraq and kills Hajis.
Bet Cemetary
Beware the ancient Mick Mack branch of Ladbrokes!