Slimdog Millionaire: Life of Victoria Beckham
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Gash in the Attic
Gloria Hunniford is confronted with an array of malnourished vietnamese women in punters' houses; she must give them a makeover and sell at auction.
Bargain C**t
David Dickinson travels the country in search of the cheapest prostitutes.
The Lady Varnishes
Keifer has found his wife and they renew their marriage pledge.
June
Elderly comedy actress gets pregnant by schoolboy and puts the child up for adoption.
Roar Window
Man witnesses a murder in a zoo.
Quote: Nil Putters @ February 12 2009, 11:52 PM GMTEscapee to the Country - A farmer goes on the run after dipping a DEFRA officer.
*snigger*
Pulp Friction: About a man who can only drink smooth orange juice, as the one with bits in chafes his throat.
The Golden Compiss.
The Ting: A Jamacan remake of the Sci-Fi classic.
Doctor Ho - GP finds that her NHS wage doesn't quite pay the bills.
Casually.
Drama set in a hospital's non-emergency ward
Tomorrow's Word - Docu-drama behind-the-scenes at the OED.
Spar Wars
Top Fun: Cruise has a ripping time.
WALL-I
Animated film about a cross-eyed robot.
Ditty Harry
A cop with a penchant for short songs of an amusing nature.