Massacre.
Who would you massacre?
Valentine's Day...
Yorkshire is not what it used to be.
Is Corsica the smelly kid at the back of the class that no one likes?
I'd like to massacre a group of people, who I met on a comedy forum.
(I'm talking about Chortle of course)
I am getting (?) so dense.
Took me a few minutes to comprehend what a thread entitled 'Valentine's Day' had to do with massacres.
I would say BBC writersroom, but I see them going out in a Halle-Bopp style suicide pact (be alert for writersroom newsletter).
As regards tomorrow's Valentine's Day, with respect, everyone else is welcome to this shallow commercial day. Plus I can't stand this anonymous sending of romantic intent. For similar impact, saving the cost of the card and postage, targetted rape whilst wearing a balaclava seems to be be more effective (and frugal during this credit crunch).
In order to keep my Valentine card devotee secret I've had to practise writing the card with my left hand.
Not sure there's enough of them to warrant the term "massacre", but this bunch would seem worthy of a good culling. Humanely, of course. Cyanide-laced hair extensions or something.
Quote: Tim Walker @ February 13 2009, 2:35 AM GMTFor similar impact, saving the cost of the card and postage, targetted rape whilst wearing a balaclava seems to be be more effective (and frugal during this credit crunch).
Such romance!
Quote: Lee Henman @ February 13 2009, 2:46 AM GMTNot sure there's enough of them to warrant the term "massacre", but this bunch would seem worthy of a good culling. Humanely, of course. Cyanide-laced hair extensions or something.
Such romance!
Well the way I see it the evil bankers raped me fiscally. I am demanding the government reflate and nationalise my unsupported cock, so I can start to take acceptable risks and start supplying "credit" again.
Then again, Ruth Kelly could just suck me off. If she cut her back to the boy style again.
Quote: Tim Walker @ February 13 2009, 3:03 AM GMTWell the way I see it the evil bankers raped me fiscally. I am demanding the government reflate and nationalise my unsupported cock, so I can start to take acceptable risks and start supplying "credit" again.
Then again, Ruth Kelly could just suck me off. If she cut her back to the boy style again.
Quote: Tim Walker @ February 13 2009, 2:35 AM GMTAs regards tomorrow's Valentine's Day, with respect, everyone else is welcome to this shallow commercial day. Plus I can't stand this anonymous sending of romantic intent. For similar impact, saving the cost of the card and postage, targetted rape whilst wearing a balaclava seems to be be more effective (and frugal during this credit crunch).
In order to keep my Valentine card devotee secret I've had to practise writing the card with my left hand.
LOL.
Quote: Lee Henman @ February 13 2009, 2:46 AM GMTNot sure there's enough of them to warrant the term "massacre", but this bunch would seem worthy of a good culling. Humanely, of course. Cyanide-laced hair extensions or something.
Good God, I do so agree.
You don't need to kill them. They are already dead inside.
Only heard one of their songs (life's been good to me), but it sounded to me like the music you used to get on Mario Kart.
Quote: Rebecca Davies @ February 13 2009, 7:50 PM GMTYou don't need to kill them. They are already dead inside.
Quote: Lee Henman @ February 13 2009, 2:46 AM GMTthis bunch would seem worthy of a good culling.
Girls Halaled?
Quote: Leevil @ February 13 2009, 12:09 AM GMTMassacre.
Who would you massacre?
Please consult the "Food for Thought" thread.....
Quote: Lee Henman @ February 13 2009, 2:46 AM GMTNot sure there's enough of them to warrant the term "massacre", but this bunch would seem worthy of a good culling. Humanely, of course. Cyanide-laced hair extensions or something.
Such romance!
At great personal sacrifice I shall take it upon myself to save the world from these dastardly creatures and f**k them all to death!
It's a Hell of a job but someone's got to do it.
No, don't thank me.