Write gag/pun to this pic for Greeting Card No 27 Page 3

Now then Miss, where did you say I could stick the bottle?

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PC Spooner loved pounding his beat.

What makes you think I'm drunk ocifer?

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Heartbeat series producer hires Hollyoaks writers in a desperate bid to win back ratings.

PC records details of Big Brother Kinga's act of indecency.

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Sally had a nagging suspicion that it wasn't just her collar that was about to be felt.

Cast members celebrate the launch of TV's Dixon of Dock Green Does Baywatch.

Blondie and Police reform.

Officer, would you like to pop my cork?

Fashion police accused of taking job too seriously.

She only asked to use his helmet!

Your shoes may be "killing you" Miss, but I'm not the Fashion Police.

Quote: Marc P @ February 12 2009, 3:30 PM GMT

Fashion police accused of taking job too seriously.

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Didn't see that, honest.

So, when I caught you urinating in public, you bottled it. Is that right?

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ February 12 2009, 2:51 PM GMT

"So, do you always come out to help with stubborn champagne corks?"

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I Like that one.
I'd put more police in the picture though and make them look a bit more lecherous.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ February 12 2009, 3:06 PM GMT

PC records details of Big Brother Kinga's act of indecency.

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It's Good, but I wish I hadn't been reminded of that again

No madam, I do not want a swig. I saw where you were sticking it before you released I was a policeman.

So lets get this straight! You want to report that a man sold you this faulty vibrator in the pub.

Quote: Fred Sunshine @ February 12 2009, 3:55 PM GMT

I Like that one.
I'd put more police in the picture though and make them look a bit more lecherous.

It's Good, but I wish I hadn't been reminded of that again

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Yeah, sorry about that.

So madam, you're going to launch the new cruise liner are you? But we're 200 miles from the sea.