Jodie Marsh gets fed up with being asked for her autograph.
Write gag/pun to this pic for Greeting Card No 27 Page 2
And I am perfectly willing to swear, a nightingale sang in Berkely Square!
Not a caption, but I know someone who was arrested by a WPC who chatted him up, asked him out and then became a bit of a stalker.
Officer Bent waited for the rohypnol to take effect.
Judging by the evidence the PC deduced she's need a very large cup!
How do you spell Bubbly Jubbly! ?
"I'm supposed to be the tit head!"
Spotlight thrown on shady police interrogation techniques.
"So, do you always come out to help with stubborn champagne corks?"
She gripped the neck of the bottle like a farmer's wife strangling a frisky ferret. But the young PC found it strangely arousing.
Oooh, if you're taking orders waiter I'll have another bottle of this.
She was smashed so he grabbed!