British Comedy Guide

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Trust House Farte

Fart from the Madding Crowd

Farter of the Bride

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Our Farter who fart in Heaven.

There Will Be Farts

Gone with the Wind.

Oh, wait a sec.

The Godfarter.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ February 10 2009, 9:18 PM GMT

There Will Be Farts

Laughing out loud This made me childishly giggle.

Oh alright, then...

Et tu Farte?

I store my farts in jars....sorry, what were we talking about?

Quote: ShoePie @ February 10 2009, 9:52 PM GMT

I store my farts in jars....sorry, what were we talking about?

Animated Farts.

And what you give is what you get...

from 'Fart!' by The Jam.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ February 10 2009, 10:00 PM GMT

'Fart!' by The Jam.

Not at the breakfast table surely?

The Age Of Flatulence

Bringing it back on subject, you might like to use this template (free) http://www.datahighways.net/dhl/downloads/w2000/Cards.PDF
to print out handy 'cards' or A5 sheets on which to write your character notes & plots & locations etc, etc.

Script Development Cards.
It is intended that these cards be printed out as blanks and used to write down aspects of the film or play, such as Characters, Locations, Scenes and anything else that helps the development of the Characters and Plot etc. They are intended to be printed out and sliced into individual cards. They can then be shuffled into suitable sequences, pinned on the walls, spreads over your work table or whatever method suits you.

Just print out as many of each page as you need. Everett Chambers in his book
"Producing TV Movies" suggests that you need around
28 cards for a one-hour script
48 cards for a ninety-minute script
60 cards for a two-hour script.

Print more cards as needed, when you discard old ideas, to keep roughly these numbers.

Keep some handy in your pocket, so that you can write down ideas as they hit you.

Quote: Nil Putters @ February 10 2009, 10:11 PM GMT

The Age Of Flatulence

I think there should be a separate thread dedicated to fart puns on Daniel Day Lewis films.

The Fart of the Mohicans
The Incrediable Lightness of Farts
My Farty Laundrette

That sort of thing.

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