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Quote: Morrace @ February 8 2009, 8:05 PM GMT

Er - I just posted the original joke is all.

And as for "Stuart's is quicker and to the point (well, up to the Torn Vagina bit anyway)." That's the same as saying:

"The 'To be, or not to be' soliloquy from Hamlet
is quick and to the point (well, up to the 'that is the question' bit anyway)."

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I know, I wasn't having a go at you or anything.

Um, not really, I'd already stated that I didn't like the rest of the routine, which is why I was only commenting on the first bit.

Quote: Stuart Doherty @ February 8 2009, 7:29 PM GMT

I still see my and Amanda Sangorski's friendship being a pretty good one. Even though she's now changed her opinion of me to be a pretentious little loser on the basis that you hadn't heard that joke before.

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Hey, Stuart, re your "What if the first thing you see is something really shit. Are there guys walking about called The Anthony Cotton Show?"

Keep it in! Look >>> The Last Laugh!!

ME >>

But I just spent the last month working on a Dog Walkers are shit routine. Amanda and me have turned out to be the original "Will they? - Won't they?" couple.

Quote: Stuart Doherty @ February 8 2009, 8:44 PM GMT

But I just spent the last month working on a Dog Walkers are shit routine. Amanda and me have turned out to be the original "Will they? - Won't they?" couple.

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"Dog Walkers are shit routine" - Let's see it then!

- I come out wearing a T-Shirt that says Dog Walkers are shit.

Don't you hate dog walkers? Aren't they shit? What if you were in a Native American tribe and the first thing your parents saw was something shit? You could end up being called A Dog Walker for the rest of your life.

- At this point Amanda Sangorski lunges out of the crowd with a pack of immaculate beagles baying for blood.

[quote]
"She said: "I've always been an animal person and when I was working with people such as Jonathan Ross, Paul O' Grady and Graham Norton, I would always spend lots of time with their dogs.

When I was at the BBC, Graham and I would always talk about them and when he got his labradoodle Bailey, I would look after him.

"But I still never dreamt I would give up my career to look after dogs."[quote]

Good thing it's not Ross's dog that's called Bailey after the recent controversy. Although I suppose some might say it's not the first Baillie that's worn a dog collar

Quote: Stuart Doherty @ February 8 2009, 8:51 PM GMT

- I come out wearing a T-Shirt that says Dog Walkers are shit.

Don't you hate dog walkers? Aren't they shit? What if you were in a Native American tribe and the first thing your parents saw was something shit? You could end up being called A Dog Walker for the rest of your life.

- At this point Amanda Sangorski lunges out of the crowd with a pack of immaculate beagles baying for blood.

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Quote: Stuart Doherty @ February 8 2009, 8:51 PM GMT

- I come out wearing a T-Shirt that says Dog Walkers are shit.

Don't you hate dog walkers? Aren't they shit? What if you were in a Native American tribe and the first thing your parents saw was something shit? You could end up being called A Dog Walker for the rest of your life.

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Bloody hell! Coincidence or what!! That is uncanine uncanny!!