Quote: random @ February 7 2009, 6:13 PM GMT
On top of everything else... We've been burgled!
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So.....Where's the loaf?
Quote: random @ February 7 2009, 6:13 PM GMTPic No24
He's been beat up by thugs, chased by a vicious dogs, and tore the ass out his trousers going over that fence. But Bob hadn't spilled one drop of his gin. So basically, he was having a great day!
No, I am not going to be your bloody Valentine.
Quote: Timbo @ February 8 2009, 12:39 AM GMTNo, I am not going to be your bloody Valentine.
I like the Valentine angle Timbo.
" Happy Valentines - I've fallen for you again "
Mrs Jones didn't buy Bobs story about travelling to the edge of space in order to find the Holy Grail
We are all lying in the gutter, but some of us are looking up your dress.
Bob really shouldn't have ordered a drink distilled from the very centre of a black hole!
A virus? that old chestnut?
Mary thought it highly unlikely that Jeff had just walked 1000 miles to fall down at her door. He didn't even like the Proclaimers.
Luckily for Jeff, his tongue flopped out at the last moment, and Mary realised she still had a use for him after all.
'I brought you this.' Jeff said weakly.
Jeff had been deserted once it became apparent to the lads that their request to get them out had not been well received by Mary.
Mary wondered how long it would take Jeff to realise that he lived next door.
When the priceless Ming vase fell out of the third floor window steve threw himself after it. As normal he was still berated by Jennie, this time for failing to catch the pair.
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Thanks everyone, the selected 6 be:
That's the only rug you'll be munching tonight. - Gregor Shamsa
There's no such thing as a Lager Werewolf – SlagA
"You've had your wheelchair clamped again, haven't you!" - Dolly Dagger
Happy Anniversary
Please can we have one again next year. - Fred Sunshine
"You let people walk all over you when you're pissed Barry." - Nil Putters
Luckily for Jeff, his tongue flopped out at the last moment, and Mary realised she still had a use for him after all. - steve by any other name
