Write gag/pun to this pic for Greeting Card No 24
That's the only rug you'll be munching tonight.
TRY!
MAN: Is this the brothel?
WOMAN: No, this is your house
Do you think the neighbours'll mind I parked the car in their living room?
There's no such thing as a Lager Werewolf
"Rev. Brown, the vicarage is next door."
Bob hadn't got over the cost of Sandra's buttock implants.
"You might have stars in your eyes, but I'm shagging Matthew Kelly!"
RoboHusband 2.0 was going back to the shop, Monday.
Tony hoped the gift of the pint glass wasn't a giveaway he'd forgotten their anniversary.
Bob had his floor fetish licked.
Jim planned to replace the doorstep with a ramp.
"You've had your wheelchair clamped again, haven't you!"
Sandra tried choking him with her red hankie.
Would you believe me If I said I was making a snow angel.
Happy Anniversary
Please can we have one again next year.
(I'm confused as to whether you need to make these actual greeting cards or just write a funny caption to the pic regardless)
Doris was about to re-enact The St. Valentine's Day Massacre.
"You let people walk all over you when you're pissed Barry."
The drink helped Geoff forget that everyone treated him like a doormat.
Quote: Fred Sunshine @ February 7 2009, 6:54 PM GMT(I'm confused as to whether you need to make these actual greeting cards or just write a funny caption to the pic regardless)
Bit of both I think.