See!
Silver lining. 
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My good news is that I have the WHOLE HOUSE to myself all weekend, on account of the missus going to visit her brother.
I intend to do a number two in every pristine toilet that she's cleaned, wander around in my pants and scuzzy Superman t-shirt, watch LOTS of Star Trek, and only open the curtains to see if the Tesco van's been to deliver my crisps and vodka.
I'm officially a happy bunny.
Quote: zooo @ February 7 2009, 12:44 AM GMTSee!
Silver lining.
Ha.
Quote: Aaron @ February 7 2009, 12:41 AM GMTWell that's not news!
I suppose it's good that I am (so far) just managing to stay away from a total nervous breakdown.
Why you having a breakdown? don't they have your lippy colour in boots?
Quote: Lee Henman @ February 7 2009, 12:51 AM GMTMy good news is that I have the WHOLE HOUSE to myself all weekend, on account of the missus going to visit her brother.
I intend to do a number two in every pristine toilet that she's cleaned, wander around in my pants and scuzzy Superman t-shirt, watch LOTS of Star Trek, and only open the curtains to see if the Tesco van's been to deliver my crisps and vodka.
I'm officially a happy bunny.
HAHAA! Sounds like man paradise
Uber stress.
Quote: Gavin @ February 7 2009, 12:52 AM GMTWhy you having a breakdown? don't they have your lippy colour in boots?
Quote: Gavin @ February 7 2009, 12:52 AM GMTHAHAA! Sounds like man paradise
Indeed! Hopefully this is what she'll find on her return.
Quote: Aaron @ February 7 2009, 12:53 AM GMTUber stress.
Really? Oh dear.
Well go pick up Motherboards N Microchips and knock one out you'll be better after that no doubt.
Ha! I have at least a month of this left.
Uni was without a doubt the stupidest idea I have had.
(And it's not all down to uni, I should add. 
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Quote: Aaron @ February 7 2009, 1:00 AM GMTHa! I have at least a month of this left.
Uni was without a doubt the stupidest idea I have had.
(And it's not all down to uni, I should add.
I was going to say if uni is stressing you out that much your mind is vastly smaller then I originally thought.
Well for the sake of argument then, let's say it is just uni (it's mainly that). My mind really is tiny.
Bah! you kids. If you can't handle the coushy uni sceduhles your gonna melt down in the Private sector.
Considering the working practices of the people I spent a year with last year, I got on pretty damn well in the private sector actually.
But in future, f**k knows.
What you worried about then?
Quote: Lee Henman @ February 7 2009, 12:51 AM GMTI intend to do a number two in every pristine toilet
OK so you've got more than one toilet.
Bloody show off!!!
We have to make do with a hole drilled in the bathroom floor. When I dream I dream of having a toilet.