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Give Blood? Page 11

Quote: EllieJP @ November 17 2008, 7:12 PM GMT

We've cut out the bottles... they just go straight in and suck nowadays. Saves labour costs and washing up.

Laughing out loud

Quote: zooo @ November 17 2008, 7:14 PM GMT

Hee!
Do their beards tickle?

Oh now that's just grim.

Quote: zooo @ November 17 2008, 7:14 PM GMT

Hee!
Do their beards tickle?

I wear a cup of some kind over the top, and they have to have their hands tied behind their backs.

Ok, that's just weird.

Quote: EllieJP @ November 17 2008, 7:12 PM GMT

We've cut out the bottles... they just go straight in and suck nowadays. Saves labour costs and washing up.

And you get a bit more out of it.

I gave blood a couple of weeks ago, jolly good stuff, thought I was promised KitKats, there were no KitKats!

Take your blood back.

Or steal someones.

Haha! I'd not seen the second bit of your signature until now, Paul!

Quote: zooo @ November 17 2008, 9:18 PM GMT

Take your blood back.

I'll get the hunting knife.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ November 17 2008, 9:19 PM GMT

Haha! I'd not seen the second bit of your signature until now, Paul!

:D I'm lottery funded...

I have almost definitely decided to give blood on the 27th of February, but am terrified. Tips, please?

Err. Think of Elliot?

AND HIS MASSIVE WILLY.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ February 6 2009, 10:02 PM GMT

I have almost definitely decided to give blood on the 27th of February, but am terrified. Tips, please?

Ummm... I always make sure I've eaten something an hour before. Take something to read as you will most probably have to wait. Know whether you're allergic to plasters. Smile and be proud!

Quote: EllieJP @ February 8 2009, 12:54 PM GMT

Ummm... I always make sure I've eaten something an hour before. Take something to read as you will most probably have to wait. Know whether you're allergic to plasters. Smile and be proud!

I got a Club bar my second time around and I had to wait a freaking hour...

I might try and get my blood back again...

I used to give blood - not sure if I could now if I wanted to, being a freaky diabetic.

I gave blood during lunch today! Go me! \o/

I have saved a life! wohooo!

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