Hi, my name's Stuart, I've written a few things that have been produced by students, won an award in Glasgow and been nominated for a Scottish Students on Screen award.
Wondering if there are any other Scots here, and why all comedy schemes have stupid conditions like you've got to be aged between 17 and 17 and three weeks to enter, or you have to live in Bournemouth or "have already had work produced" - cos those are the people who need help getting stuff made, the ones who are already getting it made.
Where are the opportunities for me!? Where's the competition just for 24 year olds called Stuart who live in Glasgow and like paté on brown toast and drink soy sauce straight out of the bottle, even though they know it'll be their undoing and their chests hurt when they tie their laces?
And just any general advice on becoming a writer.
Hi Stuart. 
