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Gordon Brown

Gordon Brown

Wrote this last year,forgot I had it.Looking at it,it probably doesn't say enough.

To the tune of The Stranglers Golden Brown

Gordon Brown's got saggy old skin,
Looks like hes slept with the suit hes sat in
Always a frown
That blokes a clown
Hes all we've got its our Gordon Brown.

Everyday just like the last
Got a face like a smacked arse
Wears Tony's crown
Gets us all down
That's all we've got is this Gordon Brown.

Gordon Brown another fine mess
What happens next?We'll have to guess,
But why should he care
Hes got Alistair
Always a frown that's Gordon Brown.

Always a frown
With Gordon Brown
Always a frown
With Gordon Brown.

I thought it might have been used a heap of times before.Wish I never found it now!

Hi Steve

Yeah, I'm afraid Griff's right here. Sorry!

Main problem, I thought, if I may add my two-penneth was that it doesn't really tell a 'story' over the verses, which is really what News Revue and Treason want. This reads more like a why Gordon Brown is a bit of a nob, which although fair comment, is not really hooking me in.

Hope this helps

Dan

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