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What are you eating? Page 199

Just eat waffles and real maple syrup. It was delicious.

I had a nice stew for lunch.

I just had chips from the chip shop, and having been walking around in the rain for hours, they were the best thing in a long while.

Bitch.

Kraft Dinner...with two pouches of powdered cheese. I tossed out a whole box of noodles just to do it.
I feel wrong but my belly feels so right.

Quote: Aaron @ February 3 2009, 8:02 PM GMT

Bitch.

:P Thanks.

I just made myself a small bowl of rice, actually I tried to make enough for two bowls just in case it was fantastic and I wanted more! I used a weird microwave steamer gadget to cook it with, but I wasn't sure how to use it 100%.

15 minutes later I hear the microwave PING! and it turns out I did enough rice for like 15 bowls worth!

So, anyone want any weird guess the flavours I used rice?

Quote: Leevil @ February 4 2009, 1:48 PM GMT

I just made myself a small bowl of rice, actually I tried to make enough for two bowls just in case it was fantastic and I wanted more! I used a weird microwave steamer gadget to cook it with, but I wasn't sure how to use it 100%.

15 minutes later I hear the microwave PING! and it turns out I did enough rice for like 15 bowls worth!

So, anyone want any weird guess the flavours I used rice?

Laughing out loud

Tarmac & cheese?

What's that?

>_< Is that you guessing the flavours?

I looked at all the spices and herbs in the cupboard and grabbed whatever sounded familiar and threw it in. It was alright actually. Although the rice is a little undercooked :(

I'm guessing your wierd flavoured rice... was that not it?

Gravel & mustard?

I've just had a bowl of condensed mushroom soup with flaked fish mixed in. It were reet grand.

Quote: Leevil @ February 4 2009, 1:51 PM GMT

I looked at all the spices and herbs in the cupboard and grabbed whatever sounded familiar and threw it in.

Laughing out loud

I just had a Cadbury's Cream Egg! Yummy.

Quote: Leevil @ February 4 2009, 1:48 PM GMT

So, anyone want any weird guess the flavours I used rice?

C**t?

Quote: Aaron @ February 4 2009, 3:50 PM GMT

C**t?

Sounds fishy to me.

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