It's probably best to down tools. And sit and wait. Until that gentle thud of the letter hits the carpet or the ping of an email echoes through the cold air of your one bedroom flat. Feed on the excitement of arrival. Enjoy it. From this point on anything is possible.
Then prepare yourself as you read the opening words. "Unfortunately" "Thank you for..." "I really enjoyed this but..." "We don't accept unsolicited..." "F**k off and stop bothering us..."
Then sit and wait. You won't have to sit and wait long. Just until your heart is torn apart by it's own muscles. Your eye begins to pound with a headache like no other. Then prepare yourself to hear these words come out of your mouth. "Shit" "I'm not funny" "What the f**k do they know?" "I'll burn those bastards alive" "F**k off and stop bothering me..."
Have a cup of tea. Put them on the list. And prove them wrong. They know f**k all.