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Catherine Tate to kill off Lauren

Hmmm... why can't Catherine Tate kill off Catherine Tate?

Why can't anyone else kill off CT either?

Just to balance the debate, SlagB loves her.

Lol, who cares?

When she announced it, I wonder if she expects a big public out cry? God, I hope I don't have to eat my own words :P

'Cos suicide is against the law.

(I never really understood that one. If you're going to commit suicide, why would you give a flying f**k if it's legal or not?)

Quote: Darren Goldsmith @ July 18, 2007, 1:14 PM

Hmmm... why can't Catherine Tate kill off Catherine Tate?

Ha ha - its funny how she has become quite un-popular in the last year or so.

Quote: Aaron @ July 18, 2007, 2:19 PM

'Cos suicide is against the law. (I never really understood that one. If you're going to commit suicide, why would you give a flying f**k if it's legal or not?)

Yeah, same here. I've always thought people wanting to commit suicide should go out in a blaze of glory - robbing a bank, doing a risky SAS mission or something.

Take the bank idea: if they get killed during the hold-up then they'd be dead like they wanted to. But, if they get away with it the money would probably change their mind about leaving.

I think it's something to do with the close link (former) between the Church and Politics... i.e. it's a crime to do evil (killing) against oneself.

Doesn't make as much sense today, does it?

"I want to die like my father, peacefully in his sleep, not screaming and terrified, like his passengers."

Am I bothered Laughing out loud I've just done a Tony Blair. A thread about CT and it only took untill the 4th post for someone to mention suicide :D

P.S. Its not illegall to commit suicide but it is illegal to help someone commit suicide or enter into a suicide pact.

Same difference. Probably.

Quote: ajp29 @ July 18, 2007, 2:46 PM

Am I bothered Laughing out loud I've just done a Tony Blair. A thread about CT and it only took untill the 4th post for someone to mention suicide :D

P.S. Its not illegall to commit suicide but it is illegal to help someone commit suicide or enter into a suicide pact.

Also you don't get any insurance money. I know that YOU wouldn't get it but neither would your dependents. OK if you hate them I suppose.

Actually that's a good way to get back at them isn't it. Kill yourself and they're buggered!

Incidentally I too am bloody glad. I hate her stuff and I don't really know why because I love Little Britain and Karen Taylor (much more fanciable)

Quote: David Chapman @ July 18, 2007, 8:16 PM

Kill yourself and they're buggered!

I think you should change your policy David unless your dependants like that sort of thing.

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