I sense another opportunity for Aaron to get the site shut down.....
Libel Page 2
Quote: Griff @ February 2 2009, 12:04 AM GMTNay nay and thrice nay, I was looking for a song to retitle as a caption for his cum-shaving picture. I'd got as far as "Ejaculations and jubilations" before spotting a cuckoo in Sir Cliff's musical nest.
I see. 
I see, I see.
Quote: Gregor Shamsa @ February 2 2009, 12:01 AM GMTRipe for satire?
And that's before we even mention Gerry's 'crime of passion'.
Where was that taken from? Is the publication suggesting the McCanns are doing very well financially?
Quote: Griff @ February 2 2009, 12:07 AM GMT*quickly hides his collection of soiled Hank Marvin underpants*
I have heard he leaves a few shadows in his gusset.
Quote: Griff @ February 2 2009, 12:04 AM GMTI'd got as far as "Ejaculations and jubilations" before spotting a cuckoo in Sir Cliff's musical nest.
oh dear.
He said son you are a bachelor boy
Andthat's because you're gay.
Think G. Bandage did a rather good parody of "Summer Holiday" actually (despite the obvious, it wansn't "bummer holiday"
Never heard of it, but
Blue Turns to Grey = Sue (Barker) turned me gay.
K - I stop now. Should let my childish puns pass (specially before Hank gets brought in on this).
Quote: Lee Henman @ February 2 2009, 12:09 AM GMTWhere was that taken from? Is the publication suggesting the McCanns are doing very well financially?
It's pretty supportive.
What was Gerry's crime of passion?
Quote: Nigel Kelly @ February 2 2009, 12:21 AM GMTWhat was Gerry's crime of passion?
Baby did a bad bad thing, baby did a bad bad thing.
Baby did a bad bad thing, baby did a bad bad thing.
You ever love someone so much you thought your little heart was gonna break in two?
I didnt think so.
You ever tried with all your heart and soul to get you lover back to you?
I wanna hope so.
You ever pray with all your heart and soul just to watch her walk away?
Baby did a bad bad thing, baby did a bad bad thing.
Baby did a bad bad thing, feel like crying, feel like crying.
You ever toss and turn your llying awake and thinking about the one you love?
I don't think so.
You ever close your eyes you making believe your holding the one your dreaming of?
Well if you say so.
I hurts so bad when you finally know just how low, low, low, low, low, shell go.
Baby did a bad bad thing, baby did a bad bad thing.
Baby did a bad bad thing, feel like crying, feel like crying.
Ohh. feel like crying, feel like crying.
Ohh, feel like crying, feel like crying.
Baby did a bad bad thing, baby did a bad bad thing.
Quote: Griff @ February 2 2009, 12:29 AM GMTWell, that's this thread f**ked.
Quote: Griff @ January 30 2009, 10:23 AM GMTThe time to worry is if you're not being libellous enough.
Indeed.
*mops brow*
Er...not that I'm trying to build a reputation for giving legal advice, but if they've got £1 million kicking about are you sure it's wise to be libelling them? They've been quite successful at suing in the past and they might be more minded to seek action against a party for suggesting they raped and murdered their daughter than Peter Mandelson would be for suggesting he's 'a bit dodgy'.
Quote: Lee Henman @ February 1 2009, 11:56 PM GMT
That's why Cliff had Botox. He thought they said Buttocks so he asked if he could have it all over his face.