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Just repair the wind turbine & we'll say no more about it !

No, U F Off!

This isn't the first holiday romance I've had.

The Green's regretted coming in peace.

GARY: Do this, do that, pull your trousers down...jeez you're as bad as my wife...

Airport security were about to do a cavity search on Graham...

Go on, pull my finger.

You'll have to beam me down, I was in the middle of a funeral.

The truth serum was working far too well.

Quote: random @ January 31 2009, 9:28 AM GMT

So you're telling me Stephen Hawking is actually one of your remote-control toys?

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Space Invaders,that takes me back.

Do you mind if I phone home?

I bet you eat your greens?

Merk, are you SURE he's the leader?

Now, if you'll just restore my living room to how it was

Even the Martians needed to know how Derren Brown managed it

Even Martian serum wasn't strong enough to extract the truth from Jeffrey Archer

I know the NHS is outsourcing, but this is ridiculous!
-Best wishes for your operation

Have the paternity test results come through yet?

Mate, haven't heard from you in ages! Have you gone back to your home planet?

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I'm telling you, we use real potatoes! - Marc P

I'm not boring you am I!? – Wistyish

No, U F Off! - Nil Putters

Go on, pull my finger. – Wildjesusfishkid

So you're telling me Stephen Hawking is actually one of your remote-control toys? - Geoff Mutton

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