Write gag/pun to this pic for - 118 - No02 - (b)

Please read original postand Marc P's splendid idea:

'I'm wondering if you might want to rethink these cartoons Random, or do another set, so that the recipient of the text message is targetted rather than the pic itself being funny in it's own right, if you see what I mean.

So for example if you took the doctor out of this pic you could have the caption,

'Stick your neck out it's your round!'

So they could be texted to mates in a pub etc, you could have a whole set of series.

Birthday
Leaving Work
Retirement
Marriage
Anniversary
Out on a date
etc etc'

and you may wish to av' a wee gander at Nil Putters slant on it (very nice slant I must add): scroll down to bottom page on this link

Phew!.. K', Pic No02 (b)

I kinda intended this to be used as a 'chat up line' in the pub, but it's only now I've thought that the sender would probably not have the number of the lady in question who he wishes to send it to >_< but then again if it someone who he knows and after a few beers...

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and you may wish to av' a wee gander at Nil Putters slant on it (very nice slant I must add): scroll down to bottom page on this link

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Nothing's springing to mind with this though. Sorry.

Elizabeth Duke is my dentist.

I think Nil is right about this one. Not enough to play with.

Quote: random @ January 31 2009, 8:16 PM GMT

CONGRATULATIONS - YOU'VE PULLED!

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It's your shout and the bars in that direction!

Quote: random @ January 31 2009, 8:16 PM GMT

I kinda intended this to be used as a 'chat up line' in the pub, but it's only now I've thought that the sender would probably not have the number of the lady in question who he wishes to send it to >_< but then again if it someone who he knows and after a few beers...

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Get your coat...

Or any other cheesy chat up line.

PARTY!!!

Thought I'd have a go, not that I really like them.

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Do you want to spend the evening with a rich and handsome love-making machine?..
He went thataway.

I think you could offer the 118 folk the opportunity to customise their own picture message with their own text as well Random.

Your dental apointment is due.

Did she bring a smile to your face?

Hes all mouth.

Well blow me.

Well, at least you've got your own teeth.

Maybe use to cheer someone up who is dreading an appointment:
Don't stress about the dentist. Soon your teeth will look as good as mine!

Don't worry bout the dentist - your teeth will soon have their sparkle back

Hope that new filling restores your film-star looks...well, Gerard Depardieu's a star

I give your new whitened teeth the thumbs-up

Don't forget to brush twice a day!

or

It's not just my nose that's big...

For your birthday, I thought I'd do my levitating eyebrow trick

Girls texting each other:

Ugly bloke alert!

Don't fancy yours much.

Time to leave.

He could be worst.

*** PLEASE NO MORE CAPTIONS ON THIS PIC ***

Thx

Ok, with this one I've used various ideas from most to get the idea itself over to them at 118.

Shall keep you posted.

Obviously this is only an idea I'm pitchin' to 'em and they may return with a big NO, but you don't know 'till you try

As ever many thx