Lauren Laverne - Brain donor Page 4

Quote: Godot Taxis @ January 31 2009, 2:53 PM GMT

Kermode was talking about the cinematography of David Watkins in 'The Charge of the Light Brigade' and Laverne was giving her usual 'f**ked on diazepam' performance - couldn't be less interested.

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Can't say I blame her.

She's never said or done anything that's really registered hatred or love in me so I'm pretty ambivalent towards her really.

However I daresay that would change if she'd let me have sex with her because she's sodding gorgeous. Child's drawing face or not.

She's very attractive in a not trying to look like everyone else sort of way and used to be good on XFM when I was young.

And yes - Kermode is a twat - as is every greased up quiff wearer who smuggly thinks he's better than anyone else. The clue as I think I've said before is in the name.

Quote: Huge Bear @ January 31 2009, 4:57 AM GMT

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That is a surprisingly good likeness of Taxis.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ January 31 2009, 1:52 PM GMT

She's stylish and glamorous; to some this might equate to shallowness. Maybe some people think that unless you look serious and wear glasses you can't possibly know anything.

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You mean like Kate Silverton? Now she is class!

People in glass houses and all that.

I can't remember the last time I watched the Culutre show and didn't think it was an Attenborough documentary on pompous wankers.

There's very few real characters on TV these days with anything to say. Germain Greer's one and what happened to Alex Cox, Jonathon Ross used to be one.

Quote: Godot Taxis @ January 31 2009, 2:53 PM GMT

You should watch the latest episode of the Culture show oniPlayer. Kermode was talking about the cinematography of David Watkins in 'The Charge of the Light Brigade' and Laverne was giving her usual 'f**ked on diazepam' performance - couldn't be less interested, when Kermode tried to wake her up by mentioning that the Hussar's jacket in the clip later belonged to Adam Ant. Her eyes lit up like someone had shone a torch in her ear. Really, she visibly achieved consciousness. It was a brief taster of how she can be when she's actually interested in something.

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I think I'd be bored shitless too.

Quote: David Chapman @ January 31 2009, 6:29 PM GMT

You mean like Kate Silverton? Now she is class!

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She wears glasses - and an awful lot of slap. Like Kaplinsky (I've seen her in the flesh).

Kaplinsky eh phwoor, I said before and I'll say it again.
She has a head like a big sexy fridge with glasses.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ January 31 2009, 6:35 PM GMT

She wears glasses - and an awful lot of slap. Like Kaplinsky (I've seen her in the flesh).

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I couldn'r care less. I'd love to meet her in the flesh - and I think I was agreeing with you at one point.

And she had terrible acne buggered up by plastic surgery so make-ups fine with me.

Quote: sootyj @ January 31 2009, 6:35 PM GMT

Germain Greer's

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Ugh.

Quote: sootyj @ January 31 2009, 6:37 PM GMT

Kaplinsky eh phwoor, I said before and I'll say it again.
She has a head like a big sexy fridge with glasses.

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I think youre mixing her up with Kate

Quote: David Chapman @ January 31 2009, 6:29 PM GMT

and used to be good on XFM when I was young.

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I wasn't even young when she was on XFM !

Quote: Matthew Stott @ January 31 2009, 6:40 PM GMT

Ugh.

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Unbearable Greer Horniness?

I love Kerplunksky. She fills my head with things of an illegal nature.

And I don't mean parking my vehicle up an off-limits back alley.

Or do I?

Quote: sootyj @ January 31 2009, 6:46 PM GMT

Unbearable Greer Horniness?

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Horniness?! Sweet Jesus, no! She always seems to be something of a prick, too.

Quote: Lee Henman @ January 31 2009, 6:46 PM GMT

I love Kerplunksky.

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She gets an 'ugh' too.

Ponders searching Google images for famous photo of Greer's hairy muff.