Write gag/pun to this pic for - 118 - No01 - (b)

Please read original post and Marc P's splendid idea:

'I'm wondering if you might want to rethink these cartoons Random, or do another set, so that the recipient of the text message is targetted rather than the pic itself being funny in it's own right, if you see what I mean.

So for example if you took the doctor out of this pic you could have the caption,

'Stick your neck out it's your round!'

So they could be texted to mates in a pub etc, you could have a whole set of series.

Birthday
Leaving Work
Retirement
Marriage
Anniversary
Out on a date
etc etc'

K', knocked up a quick wee pic with 'it's your round' in mind.

What can you add?

(just thought, maybe I've gone too obvious with this pic >_< )

Leave it with you anyway

The glass is definitely half empty mate. Your shout!

You always take the piss, so this one's on the house.

Remember, the more I drink, the better you look...

More hair of the dog? No? How about a drink instead?

Nature abhors a vacuum. Refill?

Do you think you can muster another pint of urine?
or
I know you have it in you.

Another one of these and you might forget you wasted your life.

Beer me

You're wanted at the bar

Buy us another pint and I'll see if I give a shit.

Wanna see a magic trick? I can turn £2 into piss.

Beer me!

This urine sample needs a fill up!

Hint, hint, wink, wink...nudge, bloody nudge!

Insert beer here

This little nipper needs a filler! On you go...

Don't be an ass, buy us a glass

Another drink, I think

WARNING: Beer level dangerously low!

How would a free beer taste right about now?

It's on me, it's free, how much better could it be?

0.568 ml of beer please Jacques.

Get me a pint or I'll put a knot in your windpipe.

You're round, I'll drink yours, ya fat git.

Happy Retirement!

D'you wanna drink, or shall I pour it straight into your colostomy bag?

Happy Anniversary!

Have a drink, and try to forget.

Sad to hear you're leaving...

It was your round.