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Lauren Laverne - Brain donor Page 3

Quote: Godot Taxis @ January 31 2009, 1:08 AM GMT

I'm really disgusted with you lot. She's close to being a moron.

And as for her 'charms'. I've seen hunger-striking transvestites with bigger tits and better legs.

Ever considered hanging out on a forum where not every one pissed you off?

Quote: Dr Mato @ January 31 2009, 3:24 AM GMT

I think you should share a real picture of yourself. I do, lets see what you look like there Godot Taxi.

I think you have no argument, I do.

I'm not a TV presenter. And I didn't post saying she was ugly, I posted saying she was a shithead. I then deprecated people who said she was gorgeous. I wasn't aware that I had to fancy her.

It would be more logical for logical for you to test me on my knowledge of Culture, since this is where I was maintaining she was deficient.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ January 31 2009, 11:37 AM GMT

I like her. She's pretty intelligent and I'm sure I remember reading that she's got quite a few top mark exams - if that makes you feel any better. She doesn't come across as an air head at all, but seems pretty well inormed. Maybe it's the fact she has an accent or dresses well that makes you think she must be dim?

That's actually hilarious. She does come across as an airhead (to me) and she doesn't dress well at all. She can be found most days in an A-line dress, opaque tights and spangly clogs - which is about as safe as it gets. (I'm the webmaster for two vintage clothing shops and I have an interest in style and dressing well). She is an uninspired dresser. Her accent doesn't bother me at all - much of my family is from Scotland and I lived in the Midlands for years.

It's easier for you if you don't try to guess why I don't like someone, but actually listen to the reasons I give.

Quote: sootyj @ January 31 2009, 2:08 PM GMT

Ever considered hanging out on a forum where not every one pissed you off?

She's nothing to do with this forum, sooty unlike you and me. I only come here to read your ejaculations, anyway.

Godot's just upset that Joan Bakewell's getting on a bit.

Quote: Aaron @ January 31 2009, 1:48 PM GMT

There should be a world religion established upon this principle.

A new commandment in the Homoble, possibly?

Actually if it's not to gay sounding Godot is a handsome artistic looking type. Kind of like a menacing antihero from an early Ken Loach film, or perhaps a more intelectual Chuck Norris.

I must confess to having never seen the lady you speak of.

Having lost my remote control and having cable TV I am forced to choose my TV viewing more carefully. Which with the bilge on most of the time means I rarely watching anything other than decent dramas, oldish sitcoms and the first 5 minutes of the Simpsons.

Oh and the news. I can alternate between Sky news and BBC news kinda like sitting between a professor and a bad tempered Sun reading drunk at the pub.

Quote: Badge @ January 31 2009, 2:14 PM GMT

Godot's just upset that Joan Bakewell's getting on a bit.

You still would though wouldn't you? Her and Germaine Greer and a couple of bottle of Rioja.

Quote: Godot Taxis @ January 31 2009, 2:11 PM GMT

That's actually hilarious. She does come across as an airhead (to me) and she doesn't dress well at all. She can be found most days in an A-line dress, opaque tights and spangly clogs - which is about as safe as it gets. (I'm the webmaster for two vintage clothing shops and I have an interest in style and dressing well). She is an uninspired dresser. Her accent doesn't bother me at all - much of my family is from Scotland and I lived in the Midlands for years.

It's easier for you if you don't try to guess why I don't like someone, but actually listen to the reasons I give.

Well someone's sense of style is subjective and I feel I have an informed opinion on the subject as I studied at the London College of Fashion and worked aas a fashion journalist and stylist for a number of years :)

I still don't see why you find her an airhead. Is it because she makes jokes? Can you give examples of where she has seemed to have no idea what she's talking about? I've listened to her on the radio for years and sometimes watch The Culture Show and can't say she's ever come across as stupid and I am someone who is very harsh on the ignorant.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ January 31 2009, 2:18 PM GMT

Well someone's sense of style is subjective and I feel I have an informed opinion on the subject as I studied at the London College of Fashion and worked aas a fashion journalist and stylist for a number of years :)

And thus you're judging her 'style' on your critical experience, whereas we're using our eyes.

Quote: Godot Taxis @ January 31 2009, 1:08 AM GMT

I'm really disgusted with you lot. She's close to being a moron.

And as for her 'charms'. I've seen hunger-striking transvestites with bigger tits and better legs.

Hunger striking transvestites, you must be talking about Roberta Sands.

Quote: sootyj @ January 31 2009, 2:18 PM GMT

Actually if it's not to gay sounding Godot is a handsome artistic looking type. Kind of like a menacing antihero from an early Ken Loach film, or perhaps a more intelectual Chuck Norris.

Laughing out loud

It's true, most days I alternate between cleaning my pipe and cleaning my machine gun. Or dying my hair with paint like James Fox in Performance.

Thanks sooty, you can be my authorised biographer. If you can find the time.

I like her personally. I was a Kenickie fan in my teens and she is very funny. I wouldn't say she was intellectual but she is quite culturally aware which is a different thing. And no, she is no mega babe but she is attractive and fun :).

People like who they like. I'm sure there are Chris Martin fans here for example. Why? Are you blind and deaf? These are questions that would come to my mind but that's my opinion.

Smarter over Chuck Norris? That is like saying Godot has graduated from Teletubbies school and is now on holiday.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ January 31 2009, 2:18 PM GMT

Well someone's sense of style is subjective and I feel I have an informed opinion on the subject as I studied at the London College of Fashion and worked aas a fashion journalist and stylist for a number of years :)

You'll be wearing orange now then? Fashion has nothing to do with style. Fashion is a marketing tool to sell new clothes to people whose old clothes are still serviceable and stylish. Style and fashion drink at the same bar but they rarely talk, except to say, "don't you think you've had enough mate?" or where are the toilets".

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ January 31 2009, 2:18 PM GMT

I still don't see why you find her an airhead. Is it because she makes jokes?

No. Are you sure she makes jokes?

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ January 31 2009, 2:18 PM GMT

Can you give examples of where she has seemed to have no idea what she's talking about? I've listened to her on the radio for years and sometimes watch The Culture Show and can't say she's ever come across as stupid and I am someone who is very harsh on the ignorant.

I gave one in my original post. You should watch the latest episode of the Culture show oniPlayer. Kermode was talking about the cinematography of David Watkins in 'The Charge of the Light Brigade' and Laverne was giving her usual 'f**ked on diazepam' performance - couldn't be less interested, when Kermode tried to wake her up by mentioning that the Hussar's jacket in the clip later belonged to Adam Ant. Her eyes lit up like someone had shone a torch in her ear. Really, she visibly achieved consciousness. It was a brief taster of how she can be when she's actually interested in something.

Quote: Aaron @ January 31 2009, 2:32 PM GMT

And thus you're judging her 'style' on your critical experience, whereas we're using our eyes.

:D

Quote: Godot Taxis @ January 31 2009, 2:53 PM GMT

You'll be wearing orange now then? Fashion has nothing to do with style. Fashion is a marketing tool to sell new clothes to people whose old clothes are still serviceable and stylish. Style and fashion drink at the same bar but they rarely talk, except to say, "don't you think you've had enough mate?" or where are the toilets".

No. Are you sure she makes jokes?

I gave one in my original post. You should watch the latest episode of the Culture show oniPlayer. Kermode was talking about the cinematography of David Watkins in 'The Charge of the Light Brigade' and Laverne was giving her usual 'f**ked on diazepam' performance - couldn't be less interested, when Kermode tried to wake her up by mentioning that the Hussar's jacket in the clip later belonged to Adam Ant. Her eyes lit up like someone had shone a torch in her ear. Really, she visibly achieved consciousness. It was a brief taster of how she can be when she's actually interested in something.

:D

You're presuming I don't know the difference between style and fashion. If I'd ever said she was 'fashionable', you'd have a point, but I haven't. Personally I think she's found what suits her - a take on the 1930s (which of course then encompasses the late 60s/early 70s re-invention of that period) and does it well. And by the way, my specialism was in historical dress.

I would get pretty excited about Adam Ant too. He was f**king gorgeous in his day and gave me a life long thing about highwaymen and pirates :D.

Keep on arguing for as long as you want. I'm bored today but unable to get on with anything important.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ January 31 2009, 3:44 PM GMT

You're presuming I don't know the difference between style and fashion. If I'd ever said she was 'fashionable', you'd have a point, but I haven't. Personally I think she's found what suits her - a take on the 1930s (which of course then encompasses the late 60s/early 70s re-invention of that period) and does it well. And by the way, my specialism was in historical dress.

I would get pretty excited about Adam Ant too. He was f**king gorgeous in his day and gave me a life long thing about highwaymen and pirates :D.

Keep on arguing for as long as you want. I'm bored today but unable to get on with anything important.

Note in notebook:

Never should I try and pick a fight with Bex. Pleased

Quote: Aaron @ January 31 2009, 2:32 PM GMT

And thus you're judging her 'style' on your critical experience, whereas we're using our eyes.

Nothing wrong with what she wears to these eyes.

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