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That's great ... it would have taken ages to get that operation on the NHS!
(I think these probably have to be under 110 characters long! That's what the purely text gags specify.)
I'm telling you, we use real potatoes!
I'm not boring you am I!?
Can I talk to you guys for just one minute about Life Insurance?
Hang on, hang on! You'll like the next joke even better. I tell ya I got a million of 'em!
Although the evil aliens thought they'd captured Ron, little did they know that they were the captive audience!
I think it's one of those shaggy zarg stories!
Why is human still making sounds with face? Give him another shot of sedative, Gleep!
My wife says I'm the most boring man on earth! Ha! Not anymore, Babycakes!
Houston, we have a probing.
The Minister of Information was already used to a good probing...
And another thing, the moon is made of cheese, bet you didn't know that eh?
Don't worry, I'll tell all my friends you Virgin Cabin crew are great...
Finally, an NHS Dentist.
So when I got that 'poke' on facebook, it was from you guys?
Gary phooooooooooone hooooooooome....yes?
Ahhh c'mon guys, one more time round the Milky Way, pleeeeeeeease?
I specifically asked for a window seat but you've put me in the aisle. Now I don't want to make a fuss but I'll be forced to contact your manager...
Listen Guv', you've got the wrong guy! My name is Barry O'Barmer!...
I get this all the time but I'm telling you, I'm not that David Icke!
'Poking' on facebook is one thing, but abducting a guy and shoving something up his anus is, in my opinion, going a bit too far...