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Monopoly too long

Started playing my sister at Monopoly at 9.00. It's pure stalemate, the only thing is, I have hotels on the browns (the cheapest ones), the stations and the water-works, the game seems like it's never going to end, I'm tired, but determined to see it through.

Quote: Jack Massey @ January 30 2009, 11:02 PM GMT

Started playing my sister at Monopoly at 9.00. It's pure stalemate, the only thing is, I have hotels on the browns (the cheapest ones), the stations and the water-works, the game seems like it's never going to end, I'm tired, but determined to see it through.

Cor blimey Jack! First he complains about boredom, then he finds something to do and complains about that!

I used to try to buy one house in every street, stop any hotel building.
I nearly split up with my girlfriend once over a game.
We have split up since, I wonder If my mean play had anything to do with it !

Quote: Fred Sunshine @ January 30 2009, 11:09 PM GMT

I nearly split up with my girlfriend once over a game.

Ha!

Quote: Fred Sunshine @ January 30 2009, 11:09 PM GMT

I nearly split up with my girlfriend once over a game.

Did you give her the boot?

Boom-tish!

Quote: Nil Putters @ January 30 2009, 11:13 PM GMT

Did you give her the boot?

Boom-tish!

:D :D :D

Quote: Nil Putters @ January 30 2009, 11:13 PM GMT

Did you give her the boot?

Boom-tish!

:D

Wah wah waaaaaahhhh!

:D

Quote: Griff @ January 30 2009, 11:21 PM GMT

That's a Laughing out loud from me as well. I tried to come up with a joke about her "community chest" but it was going into very dark territory.

I couldn't suggest she was the dog. Whistling nnocently

Quote: Fred Sunshine @ January 30 2009, 11:09 PM GMT

I nearly split up with my girlfriend once over a game.

Did she give you the water works because you weren't electric company and were only interested in Mayfair?

Quote: Griff @ January 30 2009, 11:21 PM GMT

That's a Laughing out loud from me as well. I tried to come up with a joke about her "community chest" but it was going into very dark territory.

Were you willing to give it a chance.

Anyway, I nearly had a nervous breakdown, so as I had the most money, it was decided I was the winner, the game is now in the cellar, never to return, it is now the board-game version of Elizabeth Fritzel if you get what I mean.

Monoploy is boring, pure and simple. And yes, it can go on for a f**king age.

Monotony more like! Amiright?

You know why Monopoly takes so long?
Alistair Darling keeps bailing people out!

Arf arf!

Quote: Matthew Stott @ January 31 2009, 11:37 AM GMT

Monoploy

That sounds like quite an interesting game actually.

Quote: sootyj @ January 31 2009, 2:22 PM GMT

You know why Monopoly takes so long?
Alistair Darling keeps bailing people out!

LOL.

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