Bet you never thought you'd see this in Clintons.
Happy Birthday Granny! Can you tell what it is yet?
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Well at least Colin saved on Durex ... he just used his socks instead!
Pincockhio had been lying again!
Or
It was always obvious when Pincockhio had told a lie!
It became clear why Reverend Rogers normally always wore a surplice.
Duncan thought it would be an excellent distraction from his hairy nose.
The problem was Nigel's legs were only an inch long.
That was the last time Brian tried to scratch his balls with a stanley knife.
It was a win-win for Pete, he could go for a pint and shag the missus at the same time.
For Brian the penis truly was mightier than the sword.
Colin thought, I'll never try that with the Hoover again...
Quote: Griff @ January 30 2009, 2:58 PM GMT
If you go that dark for comedy there's no way I'm reading your detective book.
Strangely enough a deformed penis features largely in the second one!! Lol.
Who said men can't do foreplay ... Colin just loved playing footsie!
Willy Foot's son always wanted to follow his father's footsteps.
Gary's wandering 'eye' often got him into a lot of trouble...
Brian Freemonger has been declared the world's most concussed man. Every time he sees a pretty woman, he faints!
Quote: Marc P @ January 30 2009, 2:51 PM GMTThat was the last time Brian tried to scratch his balls with a stanley knife.
