Write gag/pun to this pic for Greeting Card No 21 Page 8

You see Barbara, the key to the original Carry Ons was the element of suggestion!

Boy George did his best to fit in at E Wing.

Since Harrison Ford retired the search for the new Indiana Jones went down an unexpected path.

After a poor night's sleep, the last thing Brian wanted was to wake up at the crack of Dawn.

You thilly woman, all I said was put on a little whipstick!

Mum! You've got the wrong room again!

Quote: Nick Rivers @ January 30 2009, 11:45 AM GMT

After a poor night's sleep, the last thing Brian wanted was to wake up at the crack of Dawn.

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Thx

Sh!t, another hard one to cut down... some quality lines shall return later with the selected 5-6, this is what I've trimmed down to so far:

This wasn't any old birthday, this was a S&M birthday. - Nil Putters

"If you've broken the chain you can wipe it yourself!" – Badge

Jim was not in the mood for this. He was in the mood for sugar puffs. - Chris Forshaw

Yes she took plastic, but Dave wasn't keen on swiping. - Nil Putters

My ring!!? - Nil Putters

Ok STOP ! you're through to the next round. - Fred Sunshine

MILF: Mammories I'd like to forget - Nil Putters

For the last time! You're not a 'cheeky girl' you are a 45 year old dinner lady from Wolverhampton! - Eden Carter

GARY: Ok you're good, keep coming, keep coming, little to the left, left, left, a bit right, yep, now straighten up a little, OK, that's good, and hand-brake on... - Eden Carter

The referee declared the ball unplayable. – Wildjesusfishkid

"Talk to the hand cos the cock ain't listening" – Griff

Judy, it's OK, I'm sure Richard will be back! – Wistyish

"Get with it Steve, you'll never catch the ping-pong balls standing like that." – Badge

No Darling, I said I wanted a Walnut Whip!! - Marc P

After a poor night's sleep, the last thing Brian wanted was to wake up at the crack of Dawn. - Nick Rivers

Mum! You've got the wrong room again! - Nick Rivers

Ohhhh fingers crossed!.

Thanks again to all, very tricky to cut down, however it is done.

The selected 6 be:

This wasn't any old birthday, this was a S&M birthday. - Nil Putters

MILF: Mammories I'd like to forget - Nil Putters

"Talk to the hand cos the cock ain't listening" – Griff

Judy, it's OK, I'm sure Richard will be back! – Wistyish

"Get with it Steve, you'll never catch the ping-pong balls standing like that." – Badge

Mum! You've got the wrong room again! - Nick Rivers

Woo! Debut finalist!

Nil's S&M is my favourite though.

Thanks

I wasn't talking about the caption.

I wondered where that DVD had got too.