GARY: You're going to have to kneel a bit love, I can't get it up that high...
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Steve had long suffered night terrors, he wished he was having one now.
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"If you've broken the chain you can wipe it yourself!"
Nigel's wife misunderstood him when he said he was going on the lash.
'Do you not make a beep sound when you walk backwards?'
Meatloaf's inspiration....
GARY: I would do anything for love...but I won't do that...no, I won't do that...
No love you've made a mistake, Sandown Park is down the road.
What's the crack here then?
Whip some clothes on love
Mandy needed the whip for a painful experience, but this was doing it for John
Jim was not in the mood for this. He was in the mood for sugar puffs.
Jim didn't know what was going on. It was 9 in the morning and there was a full moon
Janice always brought out the traffic warden in him
Amsterdam isn't all its cracked up to be
Are my eyes playing tricks or did you just absorb that thong?
Tim wasn't sure about doggy style. She looked rabid
Jill's favourite thing about doggy style was the post-sex walkies
Jim couldn't decide between her bum or his hand
Jim said bye to his hand in case he didn't see it again
Just the back, sack and crack then Madam?
Quote: Nil Putters @ January 29 2009, 9:04 PM GMTYes she took plastic, but Dave wasn't keen on swiping.
Quote: Eden Carter @ January 29 2009, 9:02 PM GMTMeatloaf's inspiration....
GARY: I would do anything for love...but I won't do that...no, I won't do that...
I'm glad you didn't say 'dead ringer for love'
Although 'two out of three ain't bad' might also work
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Are you sure that this is what Karaoke means in Japanese?
Dave thought it was a tarten party. How wrong can you be!
If that's what you're wearing on opening night, then I need to change the first trick.
Cartoonist gets masturbatory excitement putting dirty pics on BSM forum
Roger: Where's the chair gone?
Shazza: F**k the chair, the tiger's up there too.