Write gag/pun to this pic for Greeting Card No 21
GARY: Uh uh, no way! Last time I did this the bird turned out to be Graham Norton...
GARY: Look Sandra, I don't care what you've seen on 'Country Files', I ain't going in there to get our baby out...
No, sorry, I couldn't inflict that on a whip
GARY: What do you want me to do? Wax it?
GARY: One moment love, forgot my goggles!
GARY: You're making an arse out of yourself again...
GARY: Is that last nights dinner or are you just pleased to see me?
GARY: Easy mate, I don't do trannies anymore...
This was the chance Gary had been waiting for to break into his 'Spice Girl's' dance routine...
SANDRA: Queen's Park? Hop on, I clock off in 20 minutes...
Quote: Nil Putters @ January 29 2009, 8:39 PM GMTThis wasn't any old birthday, this was a S&M birthday.
Police Negotiator Gary had just been called out in the dead of night to deal with a situation in Soho...
GARY: Where in the Kama Sutra does it say 'Fart in each other's faces'?
Jason had just walked in on his mum and dad mid role-play...
"Help! I can't remember the safety word!"
This wasn't any old birthday, this was a S&M birthday.
Quote: JuliaC @ January 29 2009, 8:44 PM GMT
I like it
Paris Hilton's latest video was not as popular on YouTube.
OR
Pammy and Tommy's Golden Wedding video was not as popular as their honeymoon exploits.
The real reason Madge and Guy split...
GARY: I'm sorry Sheila, I've just this minute realized I'm gay...
A film ? 5 words ? Raiders of the lost Ark !
Did you say Crack the Whip or whip the crack ?