The BSG Blue Room Page 16

Quote: Nil Putters @ January 29 2009, 1:49 PM GMT

I can't seem to shake the blues.

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What I reckon it is Nil, is all your bottled up feelings, because of your desire to comform to a socially consructed notion of masculinity.

As your new shrink, I would advise you to put on some tights, grab the hoover, and play "I Want To Break Free" at a loud volume (but not so's it contravenes the anti-social act).

OR, you could try pretending Newcastle v City was a United whitewash. No, I know, that's too unrealistic!

You had a smile on my face with the tights and Queen, but then you ruined it.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ January 29 2009, 2:51 PM GMT

BOLLOCKS!

I have a face that burns the eyes of small children!

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If it's that bad, then why am I licking it? *slurp slurp*

Mmmmmmm, tastes of tea and custard creams!

Quote: Nil Putters @ January 29 2009, 5:28 PM GMT

You had a smile on my face with the tights and Queen, but then you ruined it.

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Do I, erm, still get payed though? *waits*

Quote: Moonstone @ January 29 2009, 5:31 PM GMT

Do I, erm, still get payed though? *waits*

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Do you bollocks!

Quote: Nil Putters @ January 29 2009, 5:32 PM GMT

Do you bollocks!

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Good man Nil customer satisfaction and all that.

Blue room: I'm depressed

For God's sake Nil, do you realise what you've done to me? I'm a JEW, damn you *shakes fist*.

Quote: Moonstone @ January 29 2009, 5:35 PM GMT

Blue room: I'm depressed

For God's sake Nil, do you realise what you've done to me? I'm a JEW, damn you *shakes fist*.

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Does that make you more prone to being blue?

Quote: Gavin @ January 29 2009, 5:36 PM GMT

Does that make you more prone to being blue?

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No, it makes me more prone to being blue when money is taken from me *cries*

Why did you go and make me talk about it again

Quote: Moonstone @ January 29 2009, 5:35 PM GMT

Blue room: I'm depressed

For God's sake Nil, do you realise what you've done to me? I'm a JEW, damn you *shakes fist*.

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My lecturer yesterday said something about Jews being replaced by computers.

I wondered if she was talking about the computerisation of the stock market.

Quote: Nil Putters @ January 29 2009, 5:32 PM GMT

Do you bollocks!

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*rolls a big fatty and hands it to Nil*

Quote: Moonstone @ January 29 2009, 5:38 PM GMT

No, it makes me more prone to being blue when money is taken from me *cries*

Why did you go and make me talk about it again

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DUDE! I was gonna make a joke about Jews and money and thought naaa it's in bad taste and now you go do it. Bad Jew. Bad.

Quote: Leevil @ January 29 2009, 5:39 PM GMT

*rolls a big fatty and hands it to Nil*

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Cheers mucker. If only!!

Aaron will smack!

(not that kind.)

Quote: Gavin @ January 29 2009, 5:40 PM GMT

DUDE! I was gonna make a joke about Jews and money and thought naaa it's in bad taste and now you go do it. Bad Jew. Bad.

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Anti-semite!

Quote: Gavin @ January 29 2009, 5:40 PM GMT

DUDE! I was gonna make a joke about Jews and money and thought naaa it's in bad taste and now you go do it. Bad Jew. Bad.

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Bad taste? It is awesome! And Ian's cracking Jew/money jokes all of the time.

Often in response to me, but still...